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Here is a pretty good picture of me and some of my friends. I think this is probably the best picture of me. Unfortunately there are a lot of them. I don't know why that is. I think I'm pretty ugly, to be honest.
You can see my nautilus tattoo. I got it when I left Monterrey. I used to have one as a pet when I was a kid. I kept it in the bathtub. It would bang into every thing. Fuckin' thing never knew where it was going. So I thought it was a lot like me. And it also lived in a shell.
My mom threw it away when she found it. She was a whore and a crack smoker, so I don't care. But I never found another nautilus. You have to swim pretty deep to get to them.
Moving on... I wanted to make a 'my-cock-is-in-the-bush' joke, but I was told not to. So I won't. Corn muffin? Not sure about that... the moth is a stuttering magician named Pogo. We get along pretty well if we're both drunk. Honey is my baby. I'd fuck the shit outta her if she was human. But, she's an eight legged horse. We have some good conversations. We talk all kinds of shit, probably about you and everyone you know. Well, early morning tomorrow... well, not really, but I want to sound like I'm not completely wasting my life in this sad, stale fucking place. I'd put a bullet in my head if that would actually kill me.
Out!
Caballero
(Edit: Way to give away the whole plot, Cab.)