jose can you see...
iKILLyurMOM wants to directly connect.
BollWeevilBoogie is now directly connected.
iKILLyurMOM: it's goin across my chest
BollWeevilBoogie: you showed me a picture of a fella with that on him
iKILLyurMOM: his was different
BollWeevilBoogie: unfortunatly I doubt that
BollWeevilBoogie: it will actually count
BollWeevilBoogie: as an advanced directive
iKILLyurMOM: well, lets fuckin' hope it counts for something
iKILLyurMOM: at least my family won't be able to dispute what my wishes are once i'm in the hosipital
iKILLyurMOM: i mean, common
BollWeevilBoogie: true
iKILLyurMOM: how could they honestly say that isn't my wish when it's tattooed across my chest?
BollWeevilBoogie: they can say that because
BollWeevilBoogie: follow me here
iKILLyurMOM: kk
BollWeevilBoogie: you probably wont be in a situation like that until you're a very old man
BollWeevilBoogie: and
BollWeevilBoogie: you will be getting this tatoo as a youth
BollWeevilBoogie: so
BollWeevilBoogie: as we all know
iKILLyurMOM: are you speaking of wrinkly flesh?
BollWeevilBoogie: everything we do and say while we young is pointless
iKILLyurMOM: hmmm
BollWeevilBoogie: and can be negated in a court of law
iKILLyurMOM: what if i have a notary stamp it too, and i have that tattooed as well?
BollWeevilBoogie: fraid not
BollWeevilBoogie: better get a real advanced directive
iKILLyurMOM: damn the legal system
iKILLyurMOM: oh, i will
BollWeevilBoogie: damn them all
iKILLyurMOM: i just don't want to sit there on life support for a week while people try to find it
iKILLyurMOM: and if it does end up being legally challanged (the AD that is) i want something to back it up
iKILLyurMOM: i want it well known
BollWeevilBoogie: just make sure you get the legal one
iKILLyurMOM: your spouse or children can still contest it
BollWeevilBoogie: it's true
BollWeevilBoogie: which is further proof
BollWeevilBoogie: that as a man you have no power
BollWeevilBoogie: your wife and childeren will decide your fate
BollWeevilBoogie: amen
iKILLyurMOM: i don't think they would, but i just want some big huge "let me fucking die" signal to add up to pull the plug
iKILLyurMOM: lol
iKILLyurMOM: especially being a white male
iKILLyurMOM: no power
iKILLyurMOM: lol
BollWeevilBoogie: it's true
iKILLyurMOM: by the time i need any of this, they'll probably make me wait to die because i'm white, and it's in english, and everyone in the ER here in cali will speak only spanish
BollWeevilBoogie: god I can only hope
iKILLyurMOM: oh yeah
iKILLyurMOM: i realised i'd hit a low point in life while i was shopping in the 99cent only store the other day. no one there spoke english, and i couldn't ask for anything but beer, and the bathroom.
iKILLyurMOM: oh, and what time it is
BollWeevilBoogie: and if they knew the way to the library
iKILLyurMOM: bibloteca?
BollWeevilBoogie: correctamundo
iKILLyurMOM: and i suppose i could ask for some fucking taco bell too
BollWeevilBoogie: ask for a chalupa
iKILLyurMOM: so wait, i'm dying in the hosipital, and i can ask for a beer, and some taco bell before anything else happens
BollWeevilBoogie: and they point to lupé, the fat girl who works in the back
BollWeevilBoogie: hey man
BollWeevilBoogie: if a beer and a taco is all you get
BollWeevilBoogie: consider yourself lucky
iKILLyurMOM: lol
iKILLyurMOM: yeah
iKILLyurMOM: i could get staph
iKILLyurMOM: that'd be free, and i'm sure i wouldn't have to ask
BollWeevilBoogie: free infection but
BollWeevilBoogie: you'd have to pay for the antibiotics
iKILLyurMOM: lousy america
iKILLyurMOM: but i don't have to pay for viagra at that point... what a fucking society
BollWeevilBoogie: hurray for america
iKILLyurMOM: i can fuck all day, but i can't tell the hosipital to let me die, and i can't treat my painful infection while i die
iKILLyurMOM: damnit
iKILLyurMOM: this is all like 50 years off and it's bugging me already