Yes folks , it's that time again...
Public Safety Announcement:
" Attention: Do not photocopy your ass. Safety experts say there is a risk of the copier glass breaking and the machinery causing injury. Instead, presumably, you should photocopy your face, your breasts, your cat, or other household pets to fulfill this desire. "
"News that may be somewhat alarming to men: Earwigs have 2 penises. That is not the alarming part actually. Its that they have two penises because one penis often snaps off during intercourse.( I hate it when that happens)."
" And more penis news! The largest duck penis ever encountered has been photographed and documented by a scientist at the Univeristy of Alaska. He also speculates the ducks penis has a brush-like tip, which they say is used to scrub the sperm from previous males out of the females oviduct. The penis was documented at 42.5 cm "
" Attention: Do not photocopy your ass. Safety experts say there is a risk of the copier glass breaking and the machinery causing injury. Instead, presumably, you should photocopy your face, your breasts, your cat, or other household pets to fulfill this desire. "
"News that may be somewhat alarming to men: Earwigs have 2 penises. That is not the alarming part actually. Its that they have two penises because one penis often snaps off during intercourse.( I hate it when that happens)."
" And more penis news! The largest duck penis ever encountered has been photographed and documented by a scientist at the Univeristy of Alaska. He also speculates the ducks penis has a brush-like tip, which they say is used to scrub the sperm from previous males out of the females oviduct. The penis was documented at 42.5 cm "