The one that goes tick tock tick tock
Hi ho Hi ho it’s off to work I go…
So I worked in Yakeley last not Mayo, which is sad b/c contrary to the fact I actually like mayo and can’t use the internet for one thing and I basically know all the crazy faces that live there. Anyways, I guess it was a good thing I am working here b/c I probably wouldn’t have run into mike and jess.
Mikes all time best drunken quotes between 4 and 5 A.M:
1. “I’m, I’m not gay, but I’m a princess. I’m gunna wear my tiara and I’m gunna be pretty!”
2. “Stop! Don’t take that off my head, it’s my religion.”~ Mike referring to the cat sticker that’s on his forehead.
Mikes official theme song for the night: Rich Girl by Gwen Stefani
I am Broke as a Joke and this is why:
I Wednesday I went on excursions, well that’s what I like to call them, some people would say I went shopping but yeah…I went to Target and got a cool white polo shirt with lemon and lime stripes. Yay! I only paid 12 cents for it b/c I had a gift card left over from x-mas that I forgot I had. I then headed to the mall where I ended up getting new black and yellow etnies and a pair of element jeans. Yeah I now own 4 pairs of etnies; roomie says I need another pair to match her chucks. So after that I decided to get my oil changed b/c it was about a month past due. Sounds like a good thing right? Wrong! I got my oil changed and then the guy read off the things they want you to get so they can make more money and was like talking hyper speed and was like bla bla bla something something LEAK something something… It took a min for me to process what he was saying, but I was like what’s leaking? The kid was like I don’t know and read the sheet and was like, oh yeah the Rear Differential is leaking, but we aren’t mechanics so we can’t fix it. Yeah ok the rear differential I said. I called my mom and was asked her, she didn’t know so she called some guy and we got a 15 min explanation of what it is and what it does. Basically it has to do with the steering and transmission, which are very important things on cars. My mom called the dealership and I took it in. I got a call yesterday saying its gunna cost me $690 to fix. Apparently, it’s simple to fix and the parts are easy to get since all I needed was some caps and more fluid. But they have to take the whole axel off and take most of the car apart to get to where they need. In the end it’s like a 5hr job and I’m $700 in the hole. Well, I just can’t buy anything for the next 3 months of work.
Movie night, week has continued with shammybambam.
- Napoleon Dynamite: Gotta love the bike scene!
- Cabin Fever: Does anyone know why the creepy blond kid with a mullet is infatuated with PANCKES? Jess says that if I had the “fever/sickness” It would definitely be of Gatorade. That would be kinda cool b/c I don’t want my skin to fall off like that. Downfall I couldn’t go near the futon b/c I would spill. L
- Dinner with Friends: Good Quality HBO movie, that is all.
- Garage Days- Interesting fact: the cast is all Australian. What if you finally got your big break and you just plain sucked?
- The Recruit
Interesting fact: while in jess's room for movie night she was on the phone and I got kinda board so I decided to see how many belts she actually had. 19 and counting, I couldn't believe it . Why in the world does anyone need that many belts I have no idea but they all look the same to me. I mean they are all like the holey kind and therefore they are all the same to me.
So Andy is sitting in the NR office with me and he is drinking a gallon of water with the cap on his forehead. He says its his third gigantic eye. Its times like these that I wish I had a camera phone. Its quite amusing considering that the cap is sticking to his forehead.