Cause being anti-men makes life more interesting...
Men are like laxatives ... they irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like bananas ... the older they get the less firm they are.
Men are like the weather ... nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like blenders ... you need one but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like chocolate bars ... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like comercials ... you can't believe a word they say.
Men are like department stores ... their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like government bonds ... they take sooooo long to mature.
Men are like mascara ... they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like popcorn ... they satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like snowstorms ... you never know when they are coming, how many inches you'll get,or how long it will last.
Men are like lava lamps ... fun to look at but not very bright.
Men are like parking spots ... all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
Men are like the circus ... too many clowns and not enough rings.