albania, world power.
and I'm Back.
ginny and i were goddamn albania. albania. and we won first place and the us was asking us what to do, even though they are our third largest funding source. but.
and italy asked us how they should vote on everything.
and sweden asked us to the dance.
and we winnnnnnnnnnned. First Prize. because we were cool x a million. and the chair was crazy and outofhismind but pretty cool.
canada: human rights abuses have been going on ever since humans were around to abuse each other.
south africa: nelson mandella went to prison.
someone dumb: yes, but he's an exception. everyone knows he's nice.
indonesia: we hate ngos. we want to use nonprofit organizations instead.
india: monkeys can't learn to read. similarly, iraqis don't know how to run their own government.
it was coolandfun. and if the fuckingfuckingfucking committee hadn't adjourned right before we motioned to go into voting procedure (to vote on our resolution), we would have condoned jonathan swift and legalized marijuana (we slipped those in...) and passed a kickass resolution on the democratization of iraq. fuckers.
ohand
ali: [falls into niagara falls]
we were hiking by the niagarafallsriver, a mileorso down from The Falls, and we decided the cool thing to do was to "wade" (the water was deepish, so it was limited to sticking limbs into the icecold water.) and then i slipped and fell in. which led to Swimming Frantically on my part and Some Rescuing on sam's part. because the current was crazy.
um...yeah.
there was a dance. which meant sitting in the hotel room and talking about the lameness of The Masses.
act one tomorrow.
bullllllshits.
ginny and i were goddamn albania. albania. and we won first place and the us was asking us what to do, even though they are our third largest funding source. but.
and italy asked us how they should vote on everything.
and sweden asked us to the dance.
and we winnnnnnnnnnned. First Prize. because we were cool x a million. and the chair was crazy and outofhismind but pretty cool.
canada: human rights abuses have been going on ever since humans were around to abuse each other.
south africa: nelson mandella went to prison.
someone dumb: yes, but he's an exception. everyone knows he's nice.
indonesia: we hate ngos. we want to use nonprofit organizations instead.
india: monkeys can't learn to read. similarly, iraqis don't know how to run their own government.
it was coolandfun. and if the fuckingfuckingfucking committee hadn't adjourned right before we motioned to go into voting procedure (to vote on our resolution), we would have condoned jonathan swift and legalized marijuana (we slipped those in...) and passed a kickass resolution on the democratization of iraq. fuckers.
ohand
ali: [falls into niagara falls]
we were hiking by the niagarafallsriver, a mileorso down from The Falls, and we decided the cool thing to do was to "wade" (the water was deepish, so it was limited to sticking limbs into the icecold water.) and then i slipped and fell in. which led to Swimming Frantically on my part and Some Rescuing on sam's part. because the current was crazy.
um...yeah.
there was a dance. which meant sitting in the hotel room and talking about the lameness of The Masses.
act one tomorrow.
bullllllshits.