KUNG FOO AND TOFU
Known Facts:
One. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead.
Two. The feeling of being lost, geographically speaking, makes my heart race. In a very nervous and not altogether pleasant way.
Three. I don't like stage combat.
Four. Or swords.
Five. Or heat that results in large amounts of Sweat.
Further Recommendations:
One. Go watch Pi and realize how cool it is.
Two. Buy a severely overpriced Wildberry Blast at Au Bon Pain and worship it with your taste buds.
Three. Make a predictably ridiculously kick-ass chocolate cake. Chocolate Bavarian Raspberry, excuse me.
Four. Move to Europe. If not there, then [drumroll] SEXLAND.
Five. Stop resorting to 13 and 35 year old males because of the lack of anything else in between. That goes for all of you.
WEEKEND, HURRY UP. AND BRING THE AIR CONDITIONING WITH YOU.
One. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead.
Two. The feeling of being lost, geographically speaking, makes my heart race. In a very nervous and not altogether pleasant way.
Three. I don't like stage combat.
Four. Or swords.
Five. Or heat that results in large amounts of Sweat.
Further Recommendations:
One. Go watch Pi and realize how cool it is.
Two. Buy a severely overpriced Wildberry Blast at Au Bon Pain and worship it with your taste buds.
Three. Make a predictably ridiculously kick-ass chocolate cake. Chocolate Bavarian Raspberry, excuse me.
Four. Move to Europe. If not there, then [drumroll] SEXLAND.
Five. Stop resorting to 13 and 35 year old males because of the lack of anything else in between. That goes for all of you.
WEEKEND, HURRY UP. AND BRING THE AIR CONDITIONING WITH YOU.