Well now...

[candygramme]

Don't give up your day job, Christian!

Comments

[onci_dium]

The true horror is in the accuracy

[candygramme]

I had to! I kept looking at it and had to share, and yeah, the boy isn't graceful is he? Thanks for sending that my way!

[onci_dium]

Oh, it's something that just needs to be seen! He really osn't co-ordinated at all. And the song is an earworm.

Not a problem :D

[candygramme]

I knew I was wise to watch it on mute! Love when he gets his stomping thing going!

[onci_dium]

Oh, but the song is just so delightfully dreadful

It was giving me flashbacks. I think I have Kane Dancing PTSD

[candygramme]

There's nothing like dedication to the cause, woman. You've made a hobby out of seeking out the Kane Dance and deserve all you get!

[onci_dium]

The other day, I came to the horrible realisation that I dated a guy who actually danced like that at clubs when we went out.

And then he wondered why I used to dance away...

[candygramme]

Heheh. We've been there! The whole spastic spider thing gets old fast, and the thing is, they think they're really getting down!

[onci_dium]

I know, right? And then they look around and are all "where'd you go?" and you're all "that was embarrassing"

But he really did do the stompy Spirit Boy thing. And I would get terrorized.

[candygramme]

Did it rain whenever he did it?

[onci_dium]

No only when Kane does it. And little paths of buttercups spring up under his feet

[candygramme]

Buttercups? LOL! Does Steve know?

[onci_dium]

Why do you think when the stomping started, Steve would originally back up?? Because he knew a stupendous ass-blistering was going to happen? Naw, it was the reaction of "Where the fuck did all those buttercups come from? Time to stop the acid and go back to weed."

[candygramme]

There's a fanfic in there; I know it. From time to time, Chris used to call Steve Buttercup! Probably wanted Steve to build him up!

[onci_dium]

Well, yes. Of course he did. Actually it a genius plan (hahahahaha) on Kane's part in directed hallucinations.

And Steve fell for it every time.

But buttercups make people happy in their cheerful yellowness and happy people give blowjobs

[candygramme]

It's a truly awesome theory!