In other news...
@GennyCortese and @iAmMishMish have been terrorizing the whole of Europe with their genevisha posturing. @tomswelling and @morosenbaum72 are getting married. Mike seems to be carrying Tom's child. However, he's been traumatized by @iAmMishMish and now he won't come out of the house.
@GennyCortese wants to wear @kanester01's skull like a hat, or maybe she wants to fuck him. It varies from minute to minute. @icarusackles is currently green, but might be getting another dye job, even though he found (and chewed) a piece of paper that looks to be a marriage license between @kanester01 and @EltaDanneel, who had a rather drunken week down in Louisiana, punching giant catfish and partying. They ended up in Vegas, and now they can't remember what they did, but Elta is wearing a ring, and so is Kane.
@EltaDanneel is anxious that she can get the marriage annulled before she marries @UNpossiblyJA, who is currently missing his sweetie, @TXCandyMan, who when last spotted, was doing the nasty with @GennyCortese in some mode of transport. @GennyCortese just hadn't realized that getting married implies that you are faithful to only one person. She's been getting it wrong.
@cmmurray is in dire trouble with his girlfriend, and is currently resolving never to have sex again.
@bodylard4jandj was unfaithful to @steviemeatie, with Kevin Sorbo, but now he's rowing back to North America.
I leave you with this to ponder.
@bodylard4jandj is rowing home
And then there is the stuff that's been happening in MY life! I went to see Adam Lambert on Thursday. That is all. Now I am good for nothing! He's hot, is all I'm saying.
@GennyCortese wants to wear @kanester01's skull like a hat, or maybe she wants to fuck him. It varies from minute to minute. @icarusackles is currently green, but might be getting another dye job, even though he found (and chewed) a piece of paper that looks to be a marriage license between @kanester01 and @EltaDanneel, who had a rather drunken week down in Louisiana, punching giant catfish and partying. They ended up in Vegas, and now they can't remember what they did, but Elta is wearing a ring, and so is Kane.
@EltaDanneel is anxious that she can get the marriage annulled before she marries @UNpossiblyJA, who is currently missing his sweetie, @TXCandyMan, who when last spotted, was doing the nasty with @GennyCortese in some mode of transport. @GennyCortese just hadn't realized that getting married implies that you are faithful to only one person. She's been getting it wrong.
@cmmurray is in dire trouble with his girlfriend, and is currently resolving never to have sex again.
@bodylard4jandj was unfaithful to @steviemeatie, with Kevin Sorbo, but now he's rowing back to North America.
I leave you with this to ponder.
@bodylard4jandj is rowing home
And then there is the stuff that's been happening in MY life! I went to see Adam Lambert on Thursday. That is all. Now I am good for nothing! He's hot, is all I'm saying.