Hello, dear flist, I need your help.

[candygramme]

Hi, folks:

Jared is known for pranks. If he were to pull a prank on someone, using a sachet of mayo, what would he do?

Please give me some ideas. Be disgusting! Be filthy! Be funny and help me out.

Thank you in advance for your fertile imaginations.

Comments

[shadecat]

Pretending to pop a zit and squirting it all over someone.
Yup.. that's a Jaredish prank :D

[candygramme]

*snort* That's inspired.

...disgusting, but inspired.

[shadecat]

Well, I do what I can ;)

[extremespndiva]

Empty it in someones shoe. Glue/tape it to the bottom of someones shoe. Or (more likely lol) Place it on a seat for someone to sit on....maybe even as they are sitting down before running away giggling/cackling *snickers*
Ummm sneak it into someones food/drink ewww something really random for squick factor lol.

[extremespndiva]

Oh oh poke holes in it and tell someone he cant open it, hands are sweaty or whatever, so when they try to open it for him it oozes out all over them *snickersnort*

[candygramme]

Brilliant! Nice and simple. I think he needs to lay hold of a whole box of those little sachets.

[extremespndiva]

Thanks! I can so see him doing this haha

[huntress69]

"EWWW! Jensen was jerking off in the Impala again." (Okay, so I'm not that great at these things....)

[candygramme]

Bwah! That's a distinct possibility!

[surevesta]

Need:
College dorm rooms
an envelope, bag, etc
shaving cream/mayo/ketchup etc

What:
Shove the edge of the envelope or whatever under the door, then step on the other end and cause the stuff to land on the floor inside.

Hope:
People don't look where they walk XD

[candygramme]

LOL! I am sensing that you're experienced in this type of thing!

*chuckle*

[arabia764]

Oh it would have to be something to do with dried come, you could make mayo look like that. Well, Jared could!