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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I set sharonmarais's puppy on fire (-66 points). In August I bought porn for insaneboingo (-10 points). In October I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In July I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In May I gave slashboyz a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-792 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
candygramme