Because reading what Dave Chapelle says can only make it funnier...
"If I had the time I would do things that I want to do. I would write, and sing the songs that I want to sing, and paint and climb the tops of mountains. I'd bake bread and start riots in the street. I'd dress up in a clown suit and suprise children at birthday parties. I'd take a dump in the back of the movie theater and wait for someone to sit in it, just so I could hear it squish! Cause I think that's funny. I'd steal cars and give them to children, so they could drive to Iowa and see a real sunset, in a meadow, at dusk. I'd do these things but I don't got that kinda time!"