Martha's dimond plated electronic anklet.
Apparently, America's favortie homemaker & fundbreaker has to wear her electronic anklet for 3 more weeks and is still confirned to her home until August 31st. She has some terms though which include: staying inside her home north of New York City except for 48 hours a week of employment, food shopping, doctor appointments and church. And Stewart must always wear the anklet, about which she has repeatedly complained, saying it irritates her skin. (aww, poor Martha...why don't rub some of your imported Ponce deLeon lotion to ease the irritation).
Martha: I am not allowed to take it off at any time, and I am not allowed, while in my home, to have any padding under the strap," she once told fans during an Internet chat.
"I hope none of you ever has to wear one."
Stewart even boasted once that she had learned from the Internet how to remove the transmitter, although probation officials said she never did.
Martha's a sneaky bitch isn't she.
I mean honestly...she did serve her time in jail and what not, but really if it were any other bloke, not Martha Stuart...I'm sure the penalties would be much more servere.
Poor Martha has to be cooped up in a sprawling mansion eating gold truffles all day and watching the Food Network, and she's complaining about it! Give me a break. She still could be in jail trading recipes with her dykey immates. I don't feel one ounce of sympathy for this cookbook broad.