The BIGGEST COCK EVER!
Yesterdays's birthday was great. My birthday morning started off with breakfast at the Pancake House in NJ with my beautiful Baby Jenfredo ( jenlux ) and the best mother in law in the world...Red Hot Mama Lisa Lux. We ate a very tastey and large breakfast. The portions of food there are so huge; I'm surprised they fit in the state of Jersey. My western omellet weighed about 3 pounds...for real! And I ate the whole entire thing which was even scarier. After breakfast, I ran 10 miles to diguest....J/K, not really.. Baby Jenfredo and I went back to her parent's house and played with dogs and we looked at pictures of Jenfredo when she was a cute little baby/toddler/pre-pubescent girl. I'm not a pedaphile of any sort, but she was one hot little punk rock toddler.
We then went to catch "Charlie and the Choclate Factory"...which was good, not too bad. The ride home back to Brooklyn had me in the fetal position with my face smashed up against the windshield. That's what happens when I try to look for my phone in the car...I end up in the passenger's seat all twisted up.
Later on in the evening, kaoru_k , goadster (who I met for the first time and I wanna marry him becasue he's so cute!), Liv, the perputually fucked up on this or that & hey I'm gonna kick your ass alX and some other friends came out. The show was great. Jenfredo bought 20 hot dogs from Gray's Papya and gave them out before and after the show. She definately knows the key to my heart is Gray's. God, I love Gray's. During the show onstage, I ended up showing my huge cock to the audience and they liked it. Who doesn't like a huge cock? Size DOES MATTER! Oh, yes it does.
Yesterday was a blast and I thank everyone who came out to celebrate my 25th year.