my adventure with the fly

[candychik1017]

Moments ago I was trapped...trapped in the bathroom with a fly. why you ask? because I wanted to kill the little fucker. I stood still, waiting for it to pass by me and when it did I would shoot out my hand to try and grab it. no luck. I realized that my fly catching abilities were not what they used to be so I had to rely on quickness. it buzzed around running into the mirror several times trying to escape the room that was soon to be his tomb. Finally after a few minutes of it flying around it grew tired and landed on one of the blankets that were hung up. I snatched it in my hand and had no clue what to do with it so I turned on the faucet and ran it through my hand. The fly fell down the drain and that was the end of it. The moral of the story is, don't lock yourself in the bathroom with a fly or else you will go crazy.

oh yeah in the movie Day of the Dead, they say jerking off a lot. haha just thought I would let ya know :D