Broken ass phone

[candychic125]

I have to shove my phone inside of a stapler to get it to charge.  You have to hold the charger in the socket just right or else it won't work.  Even if you charge it all night and it says the battery is full, it dies by 6pm.  This used to be a nice phone, but now its so ghetto.

Anywho.... click click click go my stilettos!!

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[palemoonsdream]

That phone sure sounds individual!

This used to be a nice phone, but now its so ghetto.

Maybe you can sell it tagges as "ghetto style" and get even more for it than it cost in the beginning :D

[candychic125]

Hehehe, ITS NEW!

And stylish ;) "Ghetto Phone." Personally broken by soon to be world reknown author, Candace.

(Stapler phone charger not included)

[palemoonsdream]

Sounds like a great money-making scheme! You can even sign them! AND sell the stapler-phone carger too! ... but I guess if you make a little apple-symbol on it and call it "iGhetto" you could be a billionaire in days ..

[candychic125]

Problem is I like my stapler too much XD

[palemoonsdream]

Somehow it's nearly sad how good I understand that one :D

Everyone even daring to ASK for my scissors at work risks a very evil glare :-P

[candychic125]

Lol, my dad used to get really upset if his favorite pen wasn't on the keyboard every day

[candychic125]

And there you are up early again. Really early actually.

[palemoonsdream]

Well, yeah. Crappy night, really. Actually I'm up since 3 AM and decided to walk to work through the winter fog since I couldn't sleep anyway, so ... something for the health. And one doesn't ponder so much when he's freezing to death in the snow :D

[candychic125]

Aw. I went to bed early last night. I don't know why. Jus wasn't feeling it. People haven't been posting much, and no one's been online lately. So, sleep? Eh, every night I try to read one of my old stories, but I end up dozing off.

[palemoonsdream]

Yep, I know that "posting/online" problem a lot .. sometimes I simply sit there and stare at my Messenger and wonder where all those people are. Okay, maybe a stupid question at 3 AM, but anyway *cough* ... but doesn't sound half bad to fall asleep reading a self-written story. Sounds nearly romantic, in a strange way.

[candychic125]

Maybe like you said earlier. The winter time pretty much kills interesting topics. People just don't seem to do anything worth writing about in the winter...

[palemoonsdream]

Would make a nice short-story, about storys dying in winter and blooming in spring again. Anyway .. will hopefully find the motivation to write an entry later on. There's 15 cm of snow coming down on us at the moment, which kinda kills off the urge to do anything. So .. let's stare at the messenger some more ..

[candychic125]

Lol I actually enjoy staring at falling snow

[palemoonsdream]

I enjoy snow very much too, since it calms me down a lot on the inside, but after 2 hours outside trying to get to work at -10 degree ... I could do without it for some minutes actually ..