Wow...
The cat actually farted. I'm used to cats passing gas. I've smelled it and I know its a natural occurence. It's unpleasant as any of those gas transactions would be. But this time... I HEARD it. I know I didn't do it. But I'm sitting in bed with my sister's two cats, about to work on my novel. One cat is graciously bathing himself, he also took a minute to wash my hand. I never felt such a sharp tongue. And the other, laying thwew quiet and unassumingly, which her history of gastrointestinal problems... tooted. I never thought it was possible 0.o; I thought it was the butt cheeks that made noise when you pass gas, therefore cats would always be silent in this. Aparently I was wrong!