Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I bought porn for
silveryxdark (-10 points). Last week I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In September I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In May I gave
kassyroxsoxz93 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Tuesday I turned
paranoiascreams in for running naked in the mall (3 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-656 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
candycarrousel