HAPPY BELATED 13TH BIRTHDAY STRAWHAT-BOY!!
I am so sorry I vas not able to attend your birthday party. You see, I vas EXTREMELY busy. Far too busy to come, yes. I suddenly had just a MOUNTAIN of vork I had to do
BECAUSE OF SOME VINDY ASSHOLE SHITHEAD
and I deeply regret not being able to vish you a happy birthday on time and in person.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS LOVELY PIC. I VAS VERY HARD TO COME BY
EH--IT VAS.
IT VAS VERY HARD.
Also Dragon, I svear I did not know Stawhat vas tvelve at the time. There should not be too much trauma for his young mind, as he vas unconcious at the time. Do not hold a grudge against me for this.