here is a story about stan

[candyass777]

so i recently met this man at school, his name is stan. Stan is an outstanding, very attractive male with radiant eyes. His voice is one that provides comfort, and security. His mannerism are a tad awkward, but i embrace them. i had the pleasure of eating Taco Bell with him this afternoon. We had a few talks about life, love, and metal. Stan is a real dysfunctional man you see. His ideas on the world are a little too, whats the word im looking for, odd. But none the less, i find him attractive. So much that i found myself thinking about him in my business class with a lady that goes by heather. She said that she once enjoyed an evening under the stars with this stud. Heather is quite the woman....a little too much to handle if you were to ask me. But anyway, Stan is gorgeous and i need for all you ladies out there to meet him....

Stan, if you are reading this, what the hell are you doing with your life? you are a handsome man with much potential....think that over