Waste of Time
Title: Waste of Time
Author: aishteryutaro
Pairing: Chiitaro, Takabu, Hikato (some others implied)
Genre: PG, Crack, Fluff
Beta:
yamapi_konkon
Summary: HSB have been making plans for Ryutaro and Chinen to get together. Come read
and go through their weird journey... And what? They've been deceived?
Disclaimer: PUH-LEASE. We own them by imagination.
Hey! Say! Best gathered around the living room as they talk about their secret plan of 'Getting Ryutaro&Chinen together'.
Teenagers during weekends usually hang out, watch movies, get together for fun, but for these 5 people, definition of fun involves planning against their kouhais who are undeniably slow with the word "love."
Well, they are more like helping them out.
Well, matchmaking two people who are so so obviously meant for each other is considered helping, isn't it? Even if it involves locked closets, broken windows and such.
"Okay, everyone. Let's start the meeting!" the so-called voice of the group, Hikaru, shouted to get the attention of the members.
"Ne ne ne, what plan are we at now?" Dai-chan said as he plan out another strategy on the drawing board.
"I think we're at Plan J right now." Inoo-chan sighed of disappointment. "What should we do with Plan J, Yabu-kun?
Oh yeah, at first they started with just - plan zero - then they immediately thought it was boring and began naming them after the months, which they changed because of the genius "Inoo-chan" who thought that it'll be easier alphabetically.
Yabu-kun sighed and said, "I don't know. Do you remember the last three we made? We executed the plan so perfectly.."
"And the plan was..?" Hikaru said sarcastically.
"Go with the flow.. and it undoubtedly failed." somebody whispered to himself as he walked in.
"Takaki, you're late again!" Hikaru whacked Takaki's head with a newspaper.
"Oi, what's wrong with you? Hitting someone's head.. yet again."
They both settled down near the desk where Yabu and others were seated. All of them sighed and think back to all those plans they have cogitated.
"So," Dai-chan started jotting down some notes, "We've made Plan G-I as 'go with the flow', and let me remind all of you that they all miserably failed. We need a real plan this time, do you hear me?"
"We can hear you from Antarctica." Hikaru yelled at Dai-chan who was just sitting right beside him.
"Then, remember our first Plan?"
"Yeah, horror house. It was useless anyway, they didn't get scared at all." (a/n: I love horror houses. ROFL)
"More like, the ones working from there were scared of them."
"Anyways, the ninth one was a total disaster. Ryutaro did karate on the guy who was pretending to molest Chinen."
"We thought he was one of those professional hired men for these, but he was just a gayish coward who fell hard for Chinen at that time."
"But Chinen was happy with the result, ne. But still, no confessions yet?"
Takaki whined and let out a frustrated yell, "Why don't we just give up? They can just end up together by themselves. Why do we have to intervene? This is so frustrating!"
Inoo-chan sat upright, looked directly at Takaki and said, "Takaki-kun. We're doing this for them. Our dear kouhais, the youngest of the group. Why don't you start being unselfish and start thinking up a plan for us."
"I remembered the plan I made for me and Keito-chan," Hikaru said, "Candle light and dinner, so romantic."
Takaki began to get curious as to why their so-called set-up date was peaceful, "Are you sure nothing dangerous happe--"
Yabu-kun instantly covered Takaki's mouth and told him to stop before saying anything more, "Both don't remember what truly happened except for the love confessions and we don't want them remembering that certain event, shall we?"
Yabu patted Takaki's head and headed off towards the door, "Let's end for today. Takaki, let's go home."
Yabu held Takaki's hand and both left straight away. (a/n: I wonderrr...)
Everyone headed off their own ways but Hikaru had his own idea and headed off towards the HS7 dressing room.
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HEY! SAY! 7 Dressing Room
"Keito-chaaan!," Hikaru tackled Keito on the floor and was about to kiss him until Keito held Hikaru's face between his two palms,
"Ahem, Hikaru-kun?," He nudged Hikaru on the side and pointed at the other four members.
"Ara, there you four are," He started patting them on the head, getting some 'don't touch me' gesture from the youngest two.
"Chinen, Ryu, you going somewhere?"
"We're going to buy some clothes for the dog that I just bought. It's getting pretty cold right now." Chinen answered.
"Yatta! Plan O begins!" Hikaru excitedly thought as he ran up behind the duo who was walking down the street...
SILENCE. SHOCK.
... holding hands?!
"Wait a minute. Holding hands? Does this mean that.. they... that they are already together???," Hikaru started slapping himself, "I can't believe this.. I am so going to tell the othe---," He abruptly stopped and look at his reflection on a mirror, "I'll just keep it a secret and let the others find out about it themselves," and made an extremely weird pose to show how much happy he is. (a/n: The one from Hey!Hey!Hey! ^^d)
He left right away, not knowing another two were following the latters.
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"Takaki, don't go too far or we'll get be seen by those two," said Yabu as he tried to pull Takaki on his side.
"Aww, Yabu-kun wants me on his side...," Takaki started snuggling Yabu on his side, gaining unwanted attention from some passerby.
Yabu pinched cheek Takaki's cheek and held it within his hands, "PDA is not needed right now."
"But they're doing it," Takaki said as he pointed to Ryutaro and Chinen, "they're leaning against eachother, they look like a couple, and.. and.. they're younger than us! Why can't we do it?", Takaki continued to whine while Yabu continued with the stalking.
Yabu thought carefully about the sight they're seeing, "Let's keep this a secret to the others, okay?"
"Sure..."
"Really now?"
"No.."
"..."
"Okay okay, I'll keep it a secret," Takaki said as he tried to get away from the growing glare of Yabu, "I'm good with secrets," said Takaki, wanting to prove to Yabu he can keep a secret safe.
"Anyways, we should get home. We should give them a little privacy."
Yabu suddenly hold Takaki's hand..
"So, now we're doing PDA." Takaki smirked as Yabu visibly tensed up.
"Shut up."
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We could somehow hear two guys giggling (a/n: They're giggling. ♥) at around the other corner. They obviously witnessed Hikaru being proud of himself for knowing about the so-called relationship of the latter, and the conversation between Yabu and Takaki.
"Inoo-chan, we did a great job, ne."
Dai-chan did a butt-five with Inoo-chan. (a/n: *makesinaudiblenoises*)
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Next day...
Hey! Say! Best decided to have another meeting..
In here, Hikaru was just weird, all smiling and looked like a fool in love. (a/n: Not really, but imagine him being like that. *PEACE*) Yabu and Takaki are keeping to themselves, Dai-chan and Inoo are having a blast for some reason.
They were surprised to hear strange noises in the room next door.. 'Moaning?' they thought. They dashed out of the door and quietly went inside the place. They see two heads.. meaning two people.. They are obviously..
Making out..
Well, it doesn't take an idiot to figure that out.
But seems like the other members seeing the scene aren't too surprised one bit.
"Wait, why aren't you people surprised?" Hikaru was bewildered, "You people knew?"
"Hey, wait. You knew Hikaru?" Both Takaki and Yabu were surprised as well.. "What about you two?" asked Yabu to Daiki and Inoo.
"Well, we very well know that you two knew," Inoo did a peace sign as Dai-chan added, "Hikaru-chan, you were so cute posing in front of the mirror, you should know that you looked totally cool."
Dai-chan practically imitated the pose that Hikaru did and earned a whack on his forehead, which he obviously deserves.
"Oh yeah, Yabu and Takaki, holding hands, PDA much?"
And yes, friends, Inoo earned two whacks on his forehead.
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Let's get back to the duo who were apparently having fun watching the older members argue.
"They're being idiots." Ryutaro stated as he snuggled closer to Chinen.
"After all their plans, we wouldn't have figured out what they're doing? No way." Chinen laughed slightly.
"Shows how much they're desperate to get us together."
"I had fun though," Chinen said, "Did you?".
"Of course I was. And when they locked us in the closet? I was totally having fun."
"You confessed that time, ne. But you told me to go along with their plans."
"Uh-huh, but they're real morons. If they had wanted us to get together and know that their plans succeed, they could've put some voice recorder inside the closet."
"They even followed us yesterday. That was so funny when Hikaru did that pose." (a/n: Poor Hikky x.x)
"But at least we're together now, "Chinen sighed and leaned against Ryutaro's shoulder, "I love you."
"Love you too, hon."
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Let's get back to the morons... (a/n: *grumbles*)
"Heeyy, did you hear that noise?", Hikaru said and stopped Takaki who was busily pinching Dai-chan's cheek.
(a/n: Inoo-kun got away. BAD INOO xD)
Hikaru got near the sofa and saw Chinen and Ryutaro chuckling and smirking.
"What are you smiling at, lovebirds?", Hikaru was obviously annoyed with their faces.
Chinen smiled pitifully at Hikaru and the others, "How was the show, fellas?
"You guys were hilarious!" Ryutaro said.
"Oh of course we are." Inoo said sarcastically. (a/n: Yey! He went back. *inoofetish*)
"You were quite late as well, " Chinen said, "All of the 7 members know of our relationship."
"My Keito-kun?!", Hikaru can't believe it, "Why didn't he tell me?"
"Apparently, you didn't tell Keito-kun about your certain.. agenda.."
"I can't believe you guys knew about this." Yabu can't help but say.
Ryutaro shrugged while Chinen let out a titter. "You guys were evil with every plan you executed, so we thought, after we got together during the locked closet plan," Chinen looked at the guys who are obviously guilty about the plan, "we thought that we might want to just get back at you."
"So, they only had a happy ending? Not us? Such a cruel world." Inoo slumped on the sofa next to Chinen and Ryutaro.
"Oh come on Inoo-chan, you did tell me that we're doing this for them." Takaki teased as he sat beside Inoo who busy sulking. (a/n: Takaki got back at Inoo-kun. NOOO.. ;3;)
Yabu suddenly remembered something and called the attention of the other members, "Wait, what plan was the locked closet?", Everyone answered with a shrug.
"It was actually the sixth, that drove me into confessing." Ryutaro answered.
"Wait, Plan March? It took you that fast?! So all this time.." The older members stayed quiet, circled into a group and had evil looks on their faces as they headed for Chinen and Ryutaro.
"Stop right there. We have back-up plans." Ryutaro suddenly opened the back door, which was full of fangirls screaming for HSB.
"Baby, let's get out of here."
Both Chinen and Ryutaro left immediately as HSB was bombarded with mad fangirls.
THE END. :]
This is how the plan goes.. for some to understand. =]
Plan 0 [horror house], Plan 1, Plan 2, Plan January, Plan February, Plan March [locked closet], Plan A-B, Plan C [karate] , Plan D-F, Plan G-I [go with the flow], Plan J [never was executed :D]
I feel sorry for them with the Plan A-J. *hides*
Author: aishteryutaro
Pairing: Chiitaro, Takabu, Hikato (some others implied)
Genre: PG, Crack, Fluff
Beta:
yamapi_konkon
Summary: HSB have been making plans for Ryutaro and Chinen to get together. Come read
and go through their weird journey... And what? They've been deceived?
Disclaimer: PUH-LEASE. We own them by imagination.
Hey! Say! Best gathered around the living room as they talk about their secret plan of 'Getting Ryutaro&Chinen together'.
Teenagers during weekends usually hang out, watch movies, get together for fun, but for these 5 people, definition of fun involves planning against their kouhais who are undeniably slow with the word "love."
Well, they are more like helping them out.
Well, matchmaking two people who are so so obviously meant for each other is considered helping, isn't it? Even if it involves locked closets, broken windows and such.
"Okay, everyone. Let's start the meeting!" the so-called voice of the group, Hikaru, shouted to get the attention of the members.
"Ne ne ne, what plan are we at now?" Dai-chan said as he plan out another strategy on the drawing board.
"I think we're at Plan J right now." Inoo-chan sighed of disappointment. "What should we do with Plan J, Yabu-kun?
Oh yeah, at first they started with just - plan zero - then they immediately thought it was boring and began naming them after the months, which they changed because of the genius "Inoo-chan" who thought that it'll be easier alphabetically.
Yabu-kun sighed and said, "I don't know. Do you remember the last three we made? We executed the plan so perfectly.."
"And the plan was..?" Hikaru said sarcastically.
"Go with the flow.. and it undoubtedly failed." somebody whispered to himself as he walked in.
"Takaki, you're late again!" Hikaru whacked Takaki's head with a newspaper.
"Oi, what's wrong with you? Hitting someone's head.. yet again."
They both settled down near the desk where Yabu and others were seated. All of them sighed and think back to all those plans they have cogitated.
"So," Dai-chan started jotting down some notes, "We've made Plan G-I as 'go with the flow', and let me remind all of you that they all miserably failed. We need a real plan this time, do you hear me?"
"We can hear you from Antarctica." Hikaru yelled at Dai-chan who was just sitting right beside him.
"Then, remember our first Plan?"
"Yeah, horror house. It was useless anyway, they didn't get scared at all." (a/n: I love horror houses. ROFL)
"More like, the ones working from there were scared of them."
"Anyways, the ninth one was a total disaster. Ryutaro did karate on the guy who was pretending to molest Chinen."
"We thought he was one of those professional hired men for these, but he was just a gayish coward who fell hard for Chinen at that time."
"But Chinen was happy with the result, ne. But still, no confessions yet?"
Takaki whined and let out a frustrated yell, "Why don't we just give up? They can just end up together by themselves. Why do we have to intervene? This is so frustrating!"
Inoo-chan sat upright, looked directly at Takaki and said, "Takaki-kun. We're doing this for them. Our dear kouhais, the youngest of the group. Why don't you start being unselfish and start thinking up a plan for us."
"I remembered the plan I made for me and Keito-chan," Hikaru said, "Candle light and dinner, so romantic."
Takaki began to get curious as to why their so-called set-up date was peaceful, "Are you sure nothing dangerous happe--"
Yabu-kun instantly covered Takaki's mouth and told him to stop before saying anything more, "Both don't remember what truly happened except for the love confessions and we don't want them remembering that certain event, shall we?"
Yabu patted Takaki's head and headed off towards the door, "Let's end for today. Takaki, let's go home."
Yabu held Takaki's hand and both left straight away. (a/n: I wonderrr...)
Everyone headed off their own ways but Hikaru had his own idea and headed off towards the HS7 dressing room.
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HEY! SAY! 7 Dressing Room
"Keito-chaaan!," Hikaru tackled Keito on the floor and was about to kiss him until Keito held Hikaru's face between his two palms,
"Ahem, Hikaru-kun?," He nudged Hikaru on the side and pointed at the other four members.
"Ara, there you four are," He started patting them on the head, getting some 'don't touch me' gesture from the youngest two.
"Chinen, Ryu, you going somewhere?"
"We're going to buy some clothes for the dog that I just bought. It's getting pretty cold right now." Chinen answered.
"Yatta! Plan O begins!" Hikaru excitedly thought as he ran up behind the duo who was walking down the street...
SILENCE. SHOCK.
... holding hands?!
"Wait a minute. Holding hands? Does this mean that.. they... that they are already together???," Hikaru started slapping himself, "I can't believe this.. I am so going to tell the othe---," He abruptly stopped and look at his reflection on a mirror, "I'll just keep it a secret and let the others find out about it themselves," and made an extremely weird pose to show how much happy he is. (a/n: The one from Hey!Hey!Hey! ^^d)
He left right away, not knowing another two were following the latters.
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"Takaki, don't go too far or we'll get be seen by those two," said Yabu as he tried to pull Takaki on his side.
"Aww, Yabu-kun wants me on his side...," Takaki started snuggling Yabu on his side, gaining unwanted attention from some passerby.
Yabu pinched cheek Takaki's cheek and held it within his hands, "PDA is not needed right now."
"But they're doing it," Takaki said as he pointed to Ryutaro and Chinen, "they're leaning against eachother, they look like a couple, and.. and.. they're younger than us! Why can't we do it?", Takaki continued to whine while Yabu continued with the stalking.
Yabu thought carefully about the sight they're seeing, "Let's keep this a secret to the others, okay?"
"Sure..."
"Really now?"
"No.."
"..."
"Okay okay, I'll keep it a secret," Takaki said as he tried to get away from the growing glare of Yabu, "I'm good with secrets," said Takaki, wanting to prove to Yabu he can keep a secret safe.
"Anyways, we should get home. We should give them a little privacy."
Yabu suddenly hold Takaki's hand..
"So, now we're doing PDA." Takaki smirked as Yabu visibly tensed up.
"Shut up."
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We could somehow hear two guys giggling (a/n: They're giggling. ♥) at around the other corner. They obviously witnessed Hikaru being proud of himself for knowing about the so-called relationship of the latter, and the conversation between Yabu and Takaki.
"Inoo-chan, we did a great job, ne."
Dai-chan did a butt-five with Inoo-chan. (a/n: *makesinaudiblenoises*)
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Next day...
Hey! Say! Best decided to have another meeting..
In here, Hikaru was just weird, all smiling and looked like a fool in love. (a/n: Not really, but imagine him being like that. *PEACE*) Yabu and Takaki are keeping to themselves, Dai-chan and Inoo are having a blast for some reason.
They were surprised to hear strange noises in the room next door.. 'Moaning?' they thought. They dashed out of the door and quietly went inside the place. They see two heads.. meaning two people.. They are obviously..
Making out..
Well, it doesn't take an idiot to figure that out.
But seems like the other members seeing the scene aren't too surprised one bit.
"Wait, why aren't you people surprised?" Hikaru was bewildered, "You people knew?"
"Hey, wait. You knew Hikaru?" Both Takaki and Yabu were surprised as well.. "What about you two?" asked Yabu to Daiki and Inoo.
"Well, we very well know that you two knew," Inoo did a peace sign as Dai-chan added, "Hikaru-chan, you were so cute posing in front of the mirror, you should know that you looked totally cool."
Dai-chan practically imitated the pose that Hikaru did and earned a whack on his forehead, which he obviously deserves.
"Oh yeah, Yabu and Takaki, holding hands, PDA much?"
And yes, friends, Inoo earned two whacks on his forehead.
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Let's get back to the duo who were apparently having fun watching the older members argue.
"They're being idiots." Ryutaro stated as he snuggled closer to Chinen.
"After all their plans, we wouldn't have figured out what they're doing? No way." Chinen laughed slightly.
"Shows how much they're desperate to get us together."
"I had fun though," Chinen said, "Did you?".
"Of course I was. And when they locked us in the closet? I was totally having fun."
"You confessed that time, ne. But you told me to go along with their plans."
"Uh-huh, but they're real morons. If they had wanted us to get together and know that their plans succeed, they could've put some voice recorder inside the closet."
"They even followed us yesterday. That was so funny when Hikaru did that pose." (a/n: Poor Hikky x.x)
"But at least we're together now, "Chinen sighed and leaned against Ryutaro's shoulder, "I love you."
"Love you too, hon."
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Let's get back to the morons... (a/n: *grumbles*)
"Heeyy, did you hear that noise?", Hikaru said and stopped Takaki who was busily pinching Dai-chan's cheek.
(a/n: Inoo-kun got away. BAD INOO xD)
Hikaru got near the sofa and saw Chinen and Ryutaro chuckling and smirking.
"What are you smiling at, lovebirds?", Hikaru was obviously annoyed with their faces.
Chinen smiled pitifully at Hikaru and the others, "How was the show, fellas?
"You guys were hilarious!" Ryutaro said.
"Oh of course we are." Inoo said sarcastically. (a/n: Yey! He went back. *inoofetish*)
"You were quite late as well, " Chinen said, "All of the 7 members know of our relationship."
"My Keito-kun?!", Hikaru can't believe it, "Why didn't he tell me?"
"Apparently, you didn't tell Keito-kun about your certain.. agenda.."
"I can't believe you guys knew about this." Yabu can't help but say.
Ryutaro shrugged while Chinen let out a titter. "You guys were evil with every plan you executed, so we thought, after we got together during the locked closet plan," Chinen looked at the guys who are obviously guilty about the plan, "we thought that we might want to just get back at you."
"So, they only had a happy ending? Not us? Such a cruel world." Inoo slumped on the sofa next to Chinen and Ryutaro.
"Oh come on Inoo-chan, you did tell me that we're doing this for them." Takaki teased as he sat beside Inoo who busy sulking. (a/n: Takaki got back at Inoo-kun. NOOO.. ;3;)
Yabu suddenly remembered something and called the attention of the other members, "Wait, what plan was the locked closet?", Everyone answered with a shrug.
"It was actually the sixth, that drove me into confessing." Ryutaro answered.
"Wait, Plan March? It took you that fast?! So all this time.." The older members stayed quiet, circled into a group and had evil looks on their faces as they headed for Chinen and Ryutaro.
"Stop right there. We have back-up plans." Ryutaro suddenly opened the back door, which was full of fangirls screaming for HSB.
"Baby, let's get out of here."
Both Chinen and Ryutaro left immediately as HSB was bombarded with mad fangirls.
THE END. :]
This is how the plan goes.. for some to understand. =]
Plan 0 [horror house], Plan 1, Plan 2, Plan January, Plan February, Plan March [locked closet], Plan A-B, Plan C [karate] , Plan D-F, Plan G-I [go with the flow], Plan J [never was executed :D]
I feel sorry for them with the Plan A-J. *hides*