These are the contents of a letter I just sent my student advisor at Drew University.
Subject: Rules inquiry
Hey, Kelli. Thanks for your letter; it made me feel a little more at ease.
I have a question about the rules at Drew. See, I really want to bring a small charcoal grill for cooking bacon-steaks, because I'm sure I won't find anyone else cooking bacon-steaks, and because charcoal is the only way to grill. Would there be a problem if I tried to cook with something like that on the grounds (but not in the dorms, obviously)?
Thank you for reading,
Ben
I think it makes an impression.
Update! Check out how awesome I would be if I was on South Park.
Mmm! I can already smell the comedy!