The Lady or the Tiger

[candyaddicted]

Scene: Mom is out. Daughter calling mom on her cell phone.

Me: Mom, I'm sick! I can't stop throwing up.

Mom: What can I bring you home that will make you feel better?

Me: A pony. I've always wanted a pony. I've never ridden a horse in my life, but I have always wanted a pony.

Mom: What if I can't find a pony?

Me: A good man would be awesome. I would love a cute boyfriend.
Mom: .....
Me: .....
Mom: So, I'm bringing you home a pony then...