Random quotes from inside my head

[candy_n_coke]

Little Boy: Crystale like the champagne, might you be a stripper?
Crystale: Why would you think that, little man?
Little Boy: My older brother says all strippers are named after alcohol.

Little Girl plays with cheerleading pompoms.
Mom: Give me a C!
Girl: C!
Mom: Give me an A!
Girl: A!
Mom: Give me a T!
Girl: T!
Mom: What does that spell?
Girl: Dog!