Mar 05, 2013 04:00
So my dad is officially retired now - his last day was Friday. It led to this conversation last night...
DAD: *to Mom* So does this mean that you're going to start doing the dishes?
MOM: ...are you high? Have you been sniffing the retirement glue?
ME: How is retirement glue different from regular glue? ...oh, I know! It doesn't work!
This concludes my moment of genius for the month. I'll see you all in April.
Also, I actually wrote a thing. Should probably post that...