Two of a Kindcandy__chanJanuary 18 2007, 04:12:48 UTC
I think this takes the cake as the most awful thing I have ever written. I apologize, I truly do...for it is crack.
The two boys stared at each other with identical blue eyes-the smaller one, perhaps a decade younger than his older counterpart, adjusted his glasses and raised an eyebrow. “…what the hell are you doing here?”
“Because the author’s on crack,” the taller one (who we will call Shinichi) shrugged, shoving his hands casually into his pockets.
The younger one-henceforth known as Conan-shrugged in an echo of Shinichi’s movements. “So what’s this case all about?”
“Arson,” Shinichi pointed towards the smoking remains of what had once been a building. “I know we usually deal with murderers, but this case is extremely interesting.”
“How so?”
“Well, we’ve already got the arsonist,” Shinichi replied. “The perp was wearing a T-shirt for a show called Dragonball Z, and he was dragged away, screaming something about a dub.”
“…so why are we here then?” Conan asked.
“I have no idea,” Shinichi said.
Crickets chirped for a moment.
Finally, Shinichi spoke again. “So…you wanna make out?”
Conan raised an eyebrow. “Aren’t we the same person?”
Re: Two of a Kindran_mouri82January 18 2007, 04:42:10 UTC
O.O
*DIES*
Srsly, this was cracktastic. And might I add that, if the burned building happens to have anything to do with a FUN anime company, Conichi just got some retribution for being burned in a certain airing situation. ^________^
Re: Two of a Kindcandy__chanJanuary 18 2007, 04:58:32 UTC
*giggle* Well, the prompt was FUNimation, so I thought the DBZ dub reference was good enough of an excuse for arson...at least to some fans, it is... *is a closet Conan dubbie, yesh*
The two boys stared at each other with identical blue eyes-the smaller one, perhaps a decade younger than his older counterpart, adjusted his glasses and raised an eyebrow. “…what the hell are you doing here?”
“Because the author’s on crack,” the taller one (who we will call Shinichi) shrugged, shoving his hands casually into his pockets.
The younger one-henceforth known as Conan-shrugged in an echo of Shinichi’s movements. “So what’s this case all about?”
“Arson,” Shinichi pointed towards the smoking remains of what had once been a building. “I know we usually deal with murderers, but this case is extremely interesting.”
“How so?”
“Well, we’ve already got the arsonist,” Shinichi replied. “The perp was wearing a T-shirt for a show called Dragonball Z, and he was dragged away, screaming something about a dub.”
“…so why are we here then?” Conan asked.
“I have no idea,” Shinichi said.
Crickets chirped for a moment.
Finally, Shinichi spoke again. “So…you wanna make out?”
Conan raised an eyebrow. “Aren’t we the same person?”
“Do not underestimate my ego.”
“…fair enough.”
*sits patiently and waits for the firing squad*
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*DIES*
Srsly, this was cracktastic. And might I add that, if the burned building happens to have anything to do with a FUN anime company, Conichi just got some retribution for being burned in a certain airing situation. ^________^
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Thanks, dear! :D
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Thanks, hon! ♥
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