LINEOLUEEEM!
You're fighting an Alphabet Giant
You play a song on your accordion. The resonant frequencies deal 45 damage to your opponent. It's the resonant frequencies, not the quality of your playing. Honest. BOINK! KERBLAM! WHACK! ZAP! WHAM! KAPOW! POW!
He tries to hit you with a rebel L, but it just goes "la, la, la."
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Teehee. XD