ADVENTURES IN WORKLAND!!

Jan 27, 2011 01:10

So, I almost got beaten by a drunk at the café.

Yeah.

He's this drunk ass guy that spends his day drinking and you can smell the alcohol on him 3 meters away. And he comes by the café once in a while and he's super unpleasant and rude and hates everyone's guts. My colleague, Jorge, he was cleaning up the outside of chairs and tables and he leaves the door open because he's always in and out. So the guy starts lashing out at him and Jorge, very calmly, explains he can't close it because he's always in and out. I'm watching him while talking to my best friend, Diogo, who went there to eat tonight.

Anyway, Jorge says politely to end the conversation and continues to do his job and he turns to me from his table and continues his rudeness. I hate his fucking guts and looking at him makes me want to punch him, so I just politely raise my hand and say "please, don't".

LMFAO AND THE GUY STAND UP AND COMES AT ME WITH HIS HAND OUTRSTRETCHED saying "don't you put your hand like this to me!!" and some kids that usually are at the café storm inside to make sure he doesn't hit me but I just calmly cross my arms, look him straight in the eye and say in the calmest tone, "Do you want me to call the cops?"

He raises his voice, going all "DO SO!!" and I just turn to Jorge asking if he has a phone. Diogo is standing next to the drunk shitbag just looking at him all cool, but inside all ready to break his arm if he tried anything stupid. My boss arrives like, three minutes later and he starts speaking to her all rude and shit and she's saying that his opinion isn't valid in the sense that, no, SHE WON'T FIRE HER EMPLOYEES LMAO...

He told us he wasn't ever coming back here, lol. LIES, AN ALCOHOLIC NEEDS HIS FIX AND WE'RE THE LAST CAFÉ IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD TO CLOSE SO YEAH, HE'S COMING BACK.

Nothing happened, except the next time he comes by we're authorized to not to sell him a drop of alcohol. I want to see the fit he's gonna throw just to see Jorge haul his ass out of the café while I call the cops.

cock tits shittles fuck, argh, lmao, fuck this shit, what the fuck is this shit, screaming, rage!!!, life, omg i'm a maid??, release the cthulhus, balls balls everywhere, my life what is it?, not cool

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