oh my god what the fuck

[candlejack]

OH LOL THE GUY AT THE FIREFIGHTING RECRUIT HITTING ON ME JUST TEXTED ME SAYING HE'S AROUND MY BLOC LFKNMASM., *SCREAMS* he's hot and all but oh my god lmfao that is kind of weird.

*screaming
quietly*

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[fuelblade]

WHAT THE FUCK

[candlejack]

LFMAOSA,MS.S mommy.

[fuelblade]

...

I don't even know what to tell you

[candlejack]

*l
locks doors*

[fuelblade]

but what.

Define around your bloc.

[candlejack]

"estou aqui perto do teu quarteirão"

[fuelblade]

...

I'd say ask him out for coffee but I guess that's just before I ask one thing:

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LET HIM KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE?

[candlejack]

I'll ask him for coffee when HE'S NOT BEING A CREEP because i'm going to smack him tonight at the recruit

BECAUSE THE CARCAVELOS FIREFIGHTERS ONCE GAVE ME A RIDE HOME AND HE WAS IN THE VEHICLE

[fuelblade]

WELL YOU DON'T KNOW HOW EXACTLY CLOSE HE IS, RIGHT? I MEAN IT'S NOT LIKE HE REPLIED "/BREATHES ON"

.......oh well, derp.

[candlejack]

LMFAO I WOULD SCREAM but yeah he's not a creep or anything I was just so not expecting that text

LMAO yeah tho the moment they dropped me off i kind of thought "this wasn' a good idea..."

[fuelblade]

You. Him. Coffee. 8| Don't be a stupid fuck like me.

LMFAO now I'm getting the mental image of you climbing down a van and when you turn your back every guys' eyes going "/GLINT >8)"

[candlejack]

not today i can't. we have a coffee set for saturday or friday and i'm not going out today or else he'll do this again and we still aren't comfortable enough to do this. i wouldn't mind him asking if he wanted to go out

LMFAO

[fuelblade]

...okay, I think that makes sense.

GUESS WHAT, NESS, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

[candlejack]

yeaaaaah i have trust issues

OMG I KNOW WHERE I LIVE TOO
AND WHERE YOU LIVE

[fuelblade]

/pats
Me saying anything would be very fucking rich, so I can only pet the puppy.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK