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I would like to start by saying I REALLY DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT HARRY POTTER. So this won't be an entry about it. And never will it be.
I only got home a hour ago, I had to do a lot of shit today. From the firefighters directly home, where I was going to take a nap, but Eska distracted me with OZ, so as soon as I was over with the episode, I had to go to my high school ask for a paper then take photos then put gas in the car (which I cleaned yesterday at the headquarters) to sign up at the new college. Sucks that I couldn't pay everything because I needed two cheques (two different payments) and only had one.
So I just took a shower and now I'm going to sit here and wait until we leave for my cousin's birthday dinner, which was on the 13th. Thus, in the meantime, I am going to bore myself to death or fall asleep.
RP KINK MEME Whether you see online roleplay an extension of yourself and your own personality, or a fun writing exercise where literally anything goes, everyone has different comfort levels, kinks, and interests. But all we really care about is the smut.
Mark the things you have roleplayed with ‘x’, then: italicize the things you haven’t roleplayed, but might want to/would be willing to try, and strike through the things you’d absolutely never be willing to touch.
Mild:
[x] non-friendly hugging
[x] kissing
[x] tongue-involved kissing
[x] touching/stroking [clothes on]
[x] non-graphic sexual situations [i.e.- sex descriptions that have little to no detail/one character has an erection/‘fade to black’, etc.]
[x] masturbation
[x] frottage [clothes on]
[x] necking/making out with body contact
[x] casual but titillating nudity
[x] adoptive, non-related ‘incest’. [step-sibling/step-parents/adoptive siblings, etc.]
[x] crossdressing
Moderate:
[x] breast stimulation
[x] handjob
[x] fingering [vagina/anal]
[x] cunnilingus
[x] fellatio
[x] graphic striptease
[x] mutual masturbation
[x] penetrative sex [more graphic than not; with nouns like ‘cock’ as opposed to euphemisms like ‘length’.]
[x] ephebephilia [at least one character is adolescent/within puberty, i.e.- statutory rape]
[x] light bondage [i.e.- handcuffs, scarves, light rope, blindfolds.]
[x] dubcon [‘dubious consent’]
[x] biting
[ x breathplay
[x] half-sibling/cousin/aunt/uncle/niece/nephew incest
[x] anal intercourse [male/male, male/female]
[x] use of sex toys [dildos, vibrators, corn, etc.] ( corn... )
[x] extreme age differences [15+ years]
[ ] oral/anal stimulation [with a barrier or dental dam]
[x] exhibitionism or voyeurism
Severe:
[ ] rimming [without a barrier/dam]
[ ] urophila/golden showers
[ ] pedophilia [sex where at least one character is completely prepubescent]
[x] non-con [actual rape-by-force, marital rape]
[x] mild bloodplay
[ ] shibari/heavy bondage
[ ] BDSM
[ ] sounding [penetration of the urethra with a foreign object] ( MNONONONOFONOonfnooofOONAF *DHOLDS CORTHTX )
[ ] electro stimulation
[ ] torture
[ ] piercing
[ ] tattooing
[x] sibling incest
[ ] fisting ( god. )
[ ] pegging [female penetration of a male with a strap-on]
[ ] sex during menstruation/fetishization of menstrual blood
[ ] inflation
[ ] non-consensual exhibitionism or voyeurism [or things like molestation on trains.]
[ ] tentacles ( LMFAO... )
[ ] vagina dentata ( Do I wanna know... )
[ ] “fucking machines”
You should be locked up:
[ ] scat, enema play, etc.
[ ] geriatrophila [sexual fetishization of the extremely elderly]
[ ] amputation/guro
[ ] snuff/rape with crippling/severe injury
[ ] necrophilia
[ ] bestiality/furries
[ ] scarification/infliction of disfiguring scars
[ ] bugchasing [intentional infection with HIV] ( WHY GOD WHYYY )
[x] parent/child incest
[ ] forced pregnancy/abortion
Other:
[x] Have your characters practiced/experienced domestic violence?
[x] Do your characters use condoms/practice safe sex?
[x] Have STDs ever been mentioned or occurred between your characters?
[x] Has unintentional pregnancy ever occurred/been seriously mentioned between your characters?
[x] Have your characters ever needed/had an abortion?
[x] Have your characters ever cheated?
[x] Have your characters ever got into in-game trouble for underage involvement/statutory rape?
[x] Have your characters ever had a realistic reaction to in-game rape? [i.e.- one that the ‘magical power’ of ‘X’ character’s love/support/penis cannot immediately cure.]
[ ] Have your characters been involved in non-consensual child molestation? Personally:
[ ] Depraved and proud?
[ ] Kinky, but not beyond the pale?
[x] Middle of the road/ not all that out there?
[ ] Actually pretty vanilla, thank you?
And because I have nothing to do until we leave, here's another because I like to jump in bandwagons.
all about me
Name: Ness.
Single or taken: Single.
Sex: Yes, please.
Birthday: 24th June.
Sign: Cancer.
Hair color: Brown.
Eye color: Brown.
Height: 160cm, fuck your feet.
Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Straight.
fashion shit
Favorite place to shop for clothes?: Ericeira Surf Shop or Pull & Bear...
Favorite designer?: Billabong. :u
What is your sexiest outfit?: Three words. Black leather jacket.
What is your most comfortable outfit? Pyjamas...?
What do you usually wear?: Jeans or shorts with either a tee or a top. Casual wear.
specifics
What kind of shampoo do you use?: Whatever is in the bathroom. I think this one is Pantene.
What are you listening to right now?: People In Planes.
Who is the last person that called you?: Diogo.
How many buddies are online right now?: IDK.
favoritesFood: Seafood.
Girls' names: Eva.
Boys' names: Lucas.
Subjects in school: Free time.
Animals: I dunno, I like everything except cockroaches and flies.
have you ever...Given anyone a bath? Yes.
Smoked? Yes.
Bungee jumped? Someday.
Made yourself throw up? I CAN'T NO MATTER HOW MUCH I NEED TO.
Ever been in love? I don't think so.
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? No.
Actually seen your crush naked? Lmfao.
Cried when someone died? Yes.
Lied? Yes.
Fallen for your best friend? No.
Rejected someone? Yes.
Used someone? Yes. I think. I'm not sure.
Done something you regret? Like everyone else.
currentClothes: Towel...
CD in player: My CD player is broken and I never leave anything inside players.
DVD in player: Read above.
last personYou touched: Mom.
You IMed: Uuuh, Eska.
Talk to online: Eska?.
Sex it up with: Lmfao what.
are youUnderstanding: Sort of.
Hungry: No.
Open-minded: I can be.
Arrogant: I can be.
Insecure?: Yeah.
Random?: Yes.
Smart: I like to think so?
Organized: No.
Shy: No.
Difficult: Yes.
Bored easily: I'm doing a meme.
who would youKill: Nobody.
Slap: Nobody?
Get really wasted with: Diogo and Xana.
Get high with: Xana.
Talk to offline: Uh, all my friends?
Talk to online: People that aren't living in the same dinky country as I am.
Make love to: Are you for real?
randomIn the morning: I fall asleep.
Love is: a bitch.
I dream about: I dunno, I never remember them.
Sexual preference: Huh. Wasn't this answered already.
What do you notice first in the opposite sex?: Shoulders, lips and hair.
randomCoke or Pepsi: Neither.
Flowers or candy: Candy.
Tall or short: Tall?
who...Makes you laugh the most: Xana and Diogo.
Makes you smile: Everyone.
Gives you a funny feeling when you look at them?: Robbie Williams. :P
do you ever...Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: What. No.
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: No.
Wish you were younger: No.
Cry because someone said something to you?: LMFAO...
#Of times I have had my heart broken: 2
Of guys I've kissed: I dunno.
Of girls I've kissed: 4? 5?
Of CD's I own: A lot.
Of scars on my body: A couple.
Hhh, I'm getting back to my old weight again. :\ I'm waiting for my best friend to hurry up and get the money so we can both diet at the same time (lmfao female bonding is so weird) because I really don't have much time to exercise.
Anyway. Tomorrow I'm going to a concert (for free!!) with her too. And then Sunday I leave for two weeks, baibai. I might update my twitter via text, if I get bored or something.
Nala, Lynn and Maddie, I'll try to icon your requests there and I'll send them to you when I come back. Oh, and Mary, I'll send the money when I get back then? Or do you want me to send while I'm there?
Okay, I guess I should get dressed and shit. Deported, baibai.
I only got home a hour ago, I had to do a lot of shit today. From the firefighters directly home, where I was going to take a nap, but Eska distracted me with OZ, so as soon as I was over with the episode, I had to go to my high school ask for a paper then take photos then put gas in the car (which I cleaned yesterday at the headquarters) to sign up at the new college. Sucks that I couldn't pay everything because I needed two cheques (two different payments) and only had one.
So I just took a shower and now I'm going to sit here and wait until we leave for my cousin's birthday dinner, which was on the 13th. Thus, in the meantime, I am going to bore myself to death or fall asleep.
RP KINK MEME Whether you see online roleplay an extension of yourself and your own personality, or a fun writing exercise where literally anything goes, everyone has different comfort levels, kinks, and interests. But all we really care about is the smut.
Mark the things you have roleplayed with ‘x’, then: italicize the things you haven’t roleplayed, but might want to/would be willing to try, and strike through the things you’d absolutely never be willing to touch.
Mild:
[x] non-friendly hugging
[x] kissing
[x] tongue-involved kissing
[x] touching/stroking [clothes on]
[x] non-graphic sexual situations [i.e.- sex descriptions that have little to no detail/one character has an erection/‘fade to black’, etc.]
[x] masturbation
[x] frottage [clothes on]
[x] necking/making out with body contact
[x] casual but titillating nudity
[x] adoptive, non-related ‘incest’. [step-sibling/step-parents/adoptive siblings, etc.]
[x] crossdressing
Moderate:
[x] breast stimulation
[x] handjob
[x] fingering [vagina/anal]
[x] cunnilingus
[x] fellatio
[x] graphic striptease
[x] mutual masturbation
[x] penetrative sex [more graphic than not; with nouns like ‘cock’ as opposed to euphemisms like ‘length’.]
[x] ephebephilia [at least one character is adolescent/within puberty, i.e.- statutory rape]
[x] light bondage [i.e.- handcuffs, scarves, light rope, blindfolds.]
[x] dubcon [‘dubious consent’]
[x] biting
[ x breathplay
[x] half-sibling/cousin/aunt/uncle/niece/nephew incest
[x] anal intercourse [male/male, male/female]
[x] use of sex toys [dildos, vibrators, corn, etc.] ( corn... )
[x] extreme age differences [15+ years]
[ ] oral/anal stimulation [with a barrier or dental dam]
[x] exhibitionism or voyeurism
Severe:
[ ] rimming [without a barrier/dam]
[ ] urophila/golden showers
[ ] pedophilia [sex where at least one character is completely prepubescent]
[x] non-con [actual rape-by-force, marital rape]
[x] mild bloodplay
[ ] shibari/heavy bondage
[ ] BDSM
[ ] sounding [penetration of the urethra with a foreign object] ( MNONONONOFONOonfnooofOONAF *DHOLDS CORTHTX )
[ ] electro stimulation
[ ] torture
[ ] piercing
[ ] tattooing
[x] sibling incest
[ ] fisting ( god. )
[ ] pegging [female penetration of a male with a strap-on]
[ ] sex during menstruation/fetishization of menstrual blood
[ ] inflation
[ ] non-consensual exhibitionism or voyeurism [or things like molestation on trains.]
[ ] tentacles ( LMFAO... )
[ ] vagina dentata ( Do I wanna know... )
[ ] “fucking machines”
You should be locked up:
[ ] scat, enema play, etc.
[ ] geriatrophila [sexual fetishization of the extremely elderly]
[ ] amputation/guro
[ ] snuff/rape with crippling/severe injury
[ ] necrophilia
[ ] bestiality/furries
[ ] scarification/infliction of disfiguring scars
[ ] bugchasing [intentional infection with HIV] ( WHY GOD WHYYY )
[x] parent/child incest
[ ] forced pregnancy/abortion
Other:
[x] Have your characters practiced/experienced domestic violence?
[x] Do your characters use condoms/practice safe sex?
[x] Have STDs ever been mentioned or occurred between your characters?
[x] Has unintentional pregnancy ever occurred/been seriously mentioned between your characters?
[x] Have your characters ever needed/had an abortion?
[x] Have your characters ever cheated?
[x] Have your characters ever got into in-game trouble for underage involvement/statutory rape?
[x] Have your characters ever had a realistic reaction to in-game rape? [i.e.- one that the ‘magical power’ of ‘X’ character’s love/support/penis cannot immediately cure.]
[ ] Have your characters been involved in non-consensual child molestation? Personally:
[ ] Depraved and proud?
[ ] Kinky, but not beyond the pale?
[x] Middle of the road/ not all that out there?
[ ] Actually pretty vanilla, thank you?
And because I have nothing to do until we leave, here's another because I like to jump in bandwagons.
all about me
Name: Ness.
Single or taken: Single.
Sex: Yes, please.
Birthday: 24th June.
Sign: Cancer.
Hair color: Brown.
Eye color: Brown.
Height: 160cm, fuck your feet.
Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Straight.
fashion shit
Favorite place to shop for clothes?: Ericeira Surf Shop or Pull & Bear...
Favorite designer?: Billabong. :u
What is your sexiest outfit?: Three words. Black leather jacket.
What is your most comfortable outfit? Pyjamas...?
What do you usually wear?: Jeans or shorts with either a tee or a top. Casual wear.
specifics
What kind of shampoo do you use?: Whatever is in the bathroom. I think this one is Pantene.
What are you listening to right now?: People In Planes.
Who is the last person that called you?: Diogo.
How many buddies are online right now?: IDK.
favoritesFood: Seafood.
Girls' names: Eva.
Boys' names: Lucas.
Subjects in school: Free time.
Animals: I dunno, I like everything except cockroaches and flies.
have you ever...Given anyone a bath? Yes.
Smoked? Yes.
Bungee jumped? Someday.
Made yourself throw up? I CAN'T NO MATTER HOW MUCH I NEED TO.
Ever been in love? I don't think so.
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? No.
Actually seen your crush naked? Lmfao.
Cried when someone died? Yes.
Lied? Yes.
Fallen for your best friend? No.
Rejected someone? Yes.
Used someone? Yes. I think. I'm not sure.
Done something you regret? Like everyone else.
currentClothes: Towel...
CD in player: My CD player is broken and I never leave anything inside players.
DVD in player: Read above.
last personYou touched: Mom.
You IMed: Uuuh, Eska.
Talk to online: Eska?.
Sex it up with: Lmfao what.
are youUnderstanding: Sort of.
Hungry: No.
Open-minded: I can be.
Arrogant: I can be.
Insecure?: Yeah.
Random?: Yes.
Smart: I like to think so?
Organized: No.
Shy: No.
Difficult: Yes.
Bored easily: I'm doing a meme.
who would youKill: Nobody.
Slap: Nobody?
Get really wasted with: Diogo and Xana.
Get high with: Xana.
Talk to offline: Uh, all my friends?
Talk to online: People that aren't living in the same dinky country as I am.
Make love to: Are you for real?
randomIn the morning: I fall asleep.
Love is: a bitch.
I dream about: I dunno, I never remember them.
Sexual preference: Huh. Wasn't this answered already.
What do you notice first in the opposite sex?: Shoulders, lips and hair.
randomCoke or Pepsi: Neither.
Flowers or candy: Candy.
Tall or short: Tall?
who...Makes you laugh the most: Xana and Diogo.
Makes you smile: Everyone.
Gives you a funny feeling when you look at them?: Robbie Williams. :P
do you ever...Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: What. No.
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: No.
Wish you were younger: No.
Cry because someone said something to you?: LMFAO...
#Of times I have had my heart broken: 2
Of guys I've kissed: I dunno.
Of girls I've kissed: 4? 5?
Of CD's I own: A lot.
Of scars on my body: A couple.
Hhh, I'm getting back to my old weight again. :\ I'm waiting for my best friend to hurry up and get the money so we can both diet at the same time (lmfao female bonding is so weird) because I really don't have much time to exercise.
Anyway. Tomorrow I'm going to a concert (for free!!) with her too. And then Sunday I leave for two weeks, baibai. I might update my twitter via text, if I get bored or something.
Nala, Lynn and Maddie, I'll try to icon your requests there and I'll send them to you when I come back. Oh, and Mary, I'll send the money when I get back then? Or do you want me to send while I'm there?
Okay, I guess I should get dressed and shit. Deported, baibai.