Comments | candle_beck: quadruple shot

candle_beck

quadruple shot

Dec 02, 2006 18:19

After faking sick for two days (I lose sick days at the end of the year and never really get sick; I feel that sick days are a violation of the rights of the preternaturally healthy), I now have four little guys to post, which should be up throughout the day. Cloak and dagger style, of course; this filth at work thing is bad for my blood pressure ( Read more... )

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candle_beck December 5 2006, 00:37:26 UTC

richie is like sunshine and puppies. 'two cathedrals' is like king lear of network television. man.

alowishus812 December 3 2006, 02:52:31 UTC

First off ... I was so excited when I woke up today because I definitely had a note for me saying this had been posted. Filled my lackluster-spend-all-day-doing-nothing-because-its-Saturday-and-I-did-all-the-
time-consuming-homework-for-my-classes-already with luster.

Anywho- onward.

Harden takes losses very badly, fights stuff in the dugout and once he threw his glove into the bench so hard the wood snapped cleanly.

Could soo totally picture it clearly in my mind, and wished I could've seen it too, because that's hot.

Then Crosby says something dumb about how entertaining Rich Harden’s considerable paranoia is so much better than going out and getting laid, seriously, dude, and Harden gets that look on his face like when he’s about to slam his head into something. His eyes flicker and he licks his lips and grabs Crosby’s belt, yanks him closer.

“You don’t have to go out to get laid, man,” Harden says, grinning.

Seriously Bobby, didn't you know that before?

Crosby has a bad feeling that this is the kind of mistake he’ll repeat ( ... )

candle_beck December 5 2006, 00:39:05 UTC

thanks, dude! i totally agree that bobby is only going through a heterosexual phase. once you go canadian, you don't go back.

rickenbacker December 3 2006, 02:54:47 UTC

SportsCenter live coast-to-coast and Harden smirking, “Sleeping with the shortstop was the only good thing that happened to me in the minors.”

I could find 162,000 things in your stories to say this about, but really: This needs to just happen already. Rich on TV just slipping these things into conversation and defying anyone to even think about taking issue with it.

candle_beck December 5 2006, 00:39:55 UTC

right? how awesome would that be. i would have a fit of happiness.

soupypictures December 3 2006, 06:16:09 UTC

Odessa-Midland with no A/C in the summer? Really now, you're just trying to kill people!!

And the really sad thing is that this prelude made me miss my Texas fiercely. And I wasn't even raised in West Texas. Like, as far from that as you can get.

Anyway, good one. I wanna say "y'all," but as far as I know, you're not schizophrenic. So that would be inappropriate.

candle_beck December 5 2006, 00:40:54 UTC

cutting out the a/c is, like, a theme recently. i'm not sure why.

and, dude, you know i use 'y'all' as a singular. it's multipurpose.

soupypictures December 5 2006, 14:32:03 UTC

like, "hey y'all" and implied in it is "when you come over to talk to me, told leave behind your kidneys"?

soupypictures December 5 2006, 14:51:17 UTC

told=don't. how did that even happen?

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candle_beck December 10 2006, 04:55:42 UTC

yeah, man, i am totally the same way. little factual stuff is like a mosquito on teh back of my neck. once there was this story where the character took to golden gate bridge from san francisco to oakland, and i was all, NO. and also, NO.

anyway, i try to be better about that, but dude, lack of internet at home. i used to all obsessively research each throwaway comment, but now these things have to get posted under the cover of darkness at work, in like the five free minutes i have a day, and the thing that suffers most is stupid little details and, yes. drives me NUTS.

this all by way of saying that i feelya.