inability to turn down a dare

[candle_beck]

I think probably most of you have seen the Huston Street interview on MLB.com, which is causing me no end of havoc, as Zito buying him a guitar sends my mind in one particular direction, and Harden and Street staying up till four in the morning to watch 'Braveheart,' for the love of Venezuelan back-up second basemen, sends it in another direction

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[lastcatastrophe]

this is why i need to put mlb.com back up on the toolbar (i take it off during the offseason. it hurts too much.)

how can one man be that shiningly perfect?

34 days till spring training.

in which i ask you a bunch of questions.

[candle_beck]

you saw the speedo, eh? query: do we know when that was taken? because rememeber the rookie hazing, and the school girl uniform of surpassing awesome, didn't he look considerably more built? like, speedo pic is him all slender and cool (those white sunglasses somehow make the whole thing for me), but in the school girl getup, much more muscle on the boy.

ah, i enjoy this line of thought, greatly.

zito pulled out of the wbc. should i still buy tickets?

Re: in which i ask you a bunch of questions.

[lastcatastrophe]

NO I DID NOT. why do you not TELL me about these things? *frets* show me, show me!

dude, just do it. it's still gonna be all kinds of awesome.

Re: in which i ask you a bunch of questions.

[candle_beck]

Re: in which i ask you a bunch of questions.

[americanleaguer]

I think I just became Catholic, because about the only word in my brain right now is, "Christ."

Also possibly "boyshorts".

Re: in which i ask you a bunch of questions.

[candle_beck]

heeheehee who likes short-shorts? huston likes short-shorts!

and we all totally salute him for it.

Re: in which i ask you a bunch of questions.

[lastcatastrophe]

also, reading this was sort of like waking up on someone else's floor with a hangover and that well-fucked feeling thinking, okay...where are my socks? and how far away is mexico? i highly approve.