the drink will flow and blood will spill and if the boys wanna fight you better let 'em

Nov 03, 2004 19:29

Honestly? I'm eight blocks away from the White House. Won't you NOT BE MY NEIGHBOR. Temperatures dropped considerably in DC, from yesterday to today. Yeah, I'm taking that as a sign. I'm getting text messages from San Francisco, it's hailing at Ocean Beach. Apocalypse. A bit concerned ( Read more... )

mlb fic, mulder/crosby

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brushback November 4 2004, 02:40:59 UTC
Porn STAR in the house. You should start your own production house or something, and no, I am not objecting to any of this Crosby/Mulder love. Especially. You know. Nothing under the sweatpants. I agree with Bobby there.

And speaking fleeing the country -- I like this suggestion, too.

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candle_beck November 4 2004, 04:22:36 UTC
Caliyorkachusettsgoningtonland! CALIYORKACHUSETTSGONINGTONLAND! so moving there.

and dude, this is LACKPORN. i chickened out and ended it before the porn could start. AS I EVER DO. sigh. i'ma go ahead and sign onto your 'how to get more dick into fic' petition, because it is a failing.

i need to do more crosby/mulder, it's clear. more zito/harden. pry chavez off munson and teach him team loyalty again, little punk. aw. and tim hudson, once again left out in the cold.

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brushback November 4 2004, 04:39:53 UTC
At least you got them in a humping mood -- I mean, I can't even get mine to move within three inches of each other unless it's, like, via fist traveling for cheekbone, and ugh. Does Mulder reciprocate at the end, or does he leave Bobby high and dry?

The solution to both of our Dick in Fic problems is clearly to stay up to all hours spamming each other with hardcore porn in IM. Fuck premise and plausibility even more than we already have! Fuck it!

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candle_beck November 4 2004, 04:50:07 UTC
hey now, mulder on acid is the BEST PREMISE EVER, and TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE because that boy loves his sugar, man.

and of course mulder gets him back! he's a man of his word! he offered! which surprised me! and i was like, what! but at the same time, sure! and more exclamations!

keri needs to teach us the ways of the filth, yo.

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nyychick23513 November 4 2004, 03:35:57 UTC
*got your link from the yahoo group*

You rock. Just wanted to say that. Man. I agree about the sweatpants thing. And this:

He calls the girl he’s kinda sorta seeing, to say good morning, because she has to go into work even though it’s a Saturday. She sounds sleepy and keeps saying how sweet he is. He asks her what she had for breakfast, because he’s always interested in dumb stuff like that. She says she didn’t have time to eat breakfast, and he makes a mental note to buy her a box of Poptarts for when they see each other next.

I really liked that, for some reason. Your characterizations rock.

You know, I think I will just curl up under my bed and hide for the next four years. Because dude, four more years of Bush scares me.

Fellow O.C. nut, hey? Season premiere tomorrow!

*dances with joy at the thought of adam brody again*

I'm friending you just because. Feel free to do so back. :D

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candle_beck November 4 2004, 04:25:01 UTC
all you damn yankee fans, you're gonna be the death of me. but so endearing! curses!

joy for the oc! joooooy for the adam brody, who i could just lick up with a spoon while mixing my metaphors.

the poptarts line, by the way, is definitely my favorite and gifts of poptarts are the best.

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nyychick23513 November 4 2004, 04:48:08 UTC
yankee fans are the domb diggity, man. you can't hold my love *cough*obsession*cough* against me.

last year i gave my friend andy some blueberry poptarts for his 18th birthday. i'd asked him what he wanted and that was his joking answer. i thought it would be cute to do it anyway, and he liked it muchly. they really are great gifts.

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lastcatastrophe November 5 2004, 20:51:34 UTC
Can we take a few bits of Oregon with us? It's not like they need them.

California is a tragic country--like every promised land.

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lastcatastrophe November 5 2004, 20:56:06 UTC
Squee--you put in Fremont! I love you.

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candle_beck November 5 2004, 23:32:41 UTC
ahahaha it was JUST FOR YOU. swear to god, first i was gonna have him go to foster city. but then i was all, lira requires the shoutout!

and wait WHAT you wrote mulder on acid too?!?! YES IT SHOULD BE THE PORN. ours was on it's way to being the porn. but then it was four in teh morning, and we were like, all right, mulder gets to be on acid by himself for the rest of the night!

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lastcatastrophe November 6 2004, 00:15:58 UTC
It was only a drabble, but it was headed to porny places. Here. Dude, porn fuckin rules.

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littlestclouds November 14 2004, 02:13:44 UTC
wait! the mountain goats did a cover of the boys are back in town?! WHERE CAN I GET MY HANDS ON THIS GEM?

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candle_beck November 14 2004, 22:40:20 UTC
i got it off limewire. be around on IM some night and i'll hook you up.

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