I'm a broken down automobile!
My body today feels like it's in pieces. I blame myself, I have been eating far too unhealthy.
I tell my mother "I know I look good, but I want to drop a few pounds before my wedding" and Michael yells "you're beautiful the way you are!".
I smile, and my mother says "He's a black man, he just doesn't want you to lose that ass!"
They get along great, really. In fact, I'm usually the one to bring up the fact that he acts like an oppressed black man every time he has a complaint about the way I act towards him. But the hilarity in the fact that my mother just says it like it is makes me love them both so much more.
Back to my body.
My boobs are overly large, which hurt my back. (I actually got approached by a former fellow student, saying that it was ridiculous for my parents to allow me to get implants....huh?)
THEN I eat unhealthy food which hurts my stomach.
When my stomach hurts so much this causes me to get a headache.
When I have a headache, I cry, which makes my eyes sting.
It's this goddamn hurtful chain reaction -- which can only be solved by two things.
....
Healthy eating and a boob reduction.
Done!
I tell my mother "I know I look good, but I want to drop a few pounds before my wedding" and Michael yells "you're beautiful the way you are!".
I smile, and my mother says "He's a black man, he just doesn't want you to lose that ass!"
They get along great, really. In fact, I'm usually the one to bring up the fact that he acts like an oppressed black man every time he has a complaint about the way I act towards him. But the hilarity in the fact that my mother just says it like it is makes me love them both so much more.
Back to my body.
My boobs are overly large, which hurt my back. (I actually got approached by a former fellow student, saying that it was ridiculous for my parents to allow me to get implants....huh?)
THEN I eat unhealthy food which hurts my stomach.
When my stomach hurts so much this causes me to get a headache.
When I have a headache, I cry, which makes my eyes sting.
It's this goddamn hurtful chain reaction -- which can only be solved by two things.
....
Healthy eating and a boob reduction.
Done!