Why not?
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now.
× I don't watch much TV these days. (I actually despise the thing! They should all be sold into tv slavery!)
× I own lots of books. (Well, duh! I own tons of books and they only thing I can manage to write down is: Well, duh!)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana. (Not my most valiant or proud moments, I'll admit, but they were damn fun!)
× I've watched porn movies. (We OWN porn! I work at a store that SELLS porn and our "porn" or should I say Adult Room brings in at least half of our business!)
✓ I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
× I curse sometimes. (Again, duh!)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
✓ I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
× I need/want money right now. (When do we as Americans living in a society which requires you have money to simply function, not WANT money all the time?)
× I love sushi.
✓ I talk really, really fast.
✓ I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair.
✓ I have lost money in Las Vegas.
× I have at least one sibling. (I have three actually, 3 half sisters, Elizabeth, Rosa, and Kelley. Now aged 19, 17, and 16 almost 19,18,& 17!)
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look.
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
✓ I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.
✓ I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent.
✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Are we talking about chickens putting their beak to someone in self defense? LMAO)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Don't even ask!)
✓ I have a mobile phone.
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
× I've rejected someone before. (Recently, actually!)
✓ I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
× I want to have children in the future. (Maybe just one, mabe two, maybe I'll fill a cave with the litte trolls and we'll have a Lord Of The Rings Re-enactment!)
× I have changed a diaper before.
✓ I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything.
× I have a lot to learn.
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex.
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
✓ I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
✓ I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
✓ I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment.
✓ I'm obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat.
✓ Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am.
✓ I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
✓ I study for tests most of the time.
✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles.
✓ I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (I have played the flute for roughly 12 years now.)
✓ I hate office jobs.
✓ I went to college out of state.
✓ I am adopted.
× I am a pyro. (Me likes the fiyaah!)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
✓ I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours.
✓ I usually like covers better than originals.
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
✓ I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
✓ I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo. (I have three...contemplating one more, only a larger piece this time.)
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (AOL DISCS HERE I COME!)
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist.
✓ I am ambidextrous.
✓ I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
✓ I have terrible teeth.
✓ I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible. (Yes, even for a phat chick ;) LOL!)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business.
✓ I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Dayton Area Paranormal Society...oh yeaath, my dream will one day become a reality!)
✓ I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
✓ I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.
✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
✓ I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language. (I also speak fluent Gibberish!)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
✓ I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
✓ I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people.
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles.
✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest.
✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
✓ I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
✓ I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
✓ I dislike milk.
✓ I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
✓ Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
✓ I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
✓ I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
✓ I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
✓ I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
✓ I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
× I love to sing. (You should hear me in the shower rockin' out to Jewel! LOL!)
✓ I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
✓ I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
✓ I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping. (With Tobys and Bears, and Margot Adler...OH MY!)
✓ I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
✓ I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads.
✓ I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.
✓ I wish I was more open-minded.
✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
✓ I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out.
✓ I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare.
✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
× I think this survey is particularly long.
✓ I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
✓ I can only hate someone that I love.
✓ I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
✓ I miss somebody right now.
× I don't watch much TV these days. (I actually despise the thing! They should all be sold into tv slavery!)
× I own lots of books. (Well, duh! I own tons of books and they only thing I can manage to write down is: Well, duh!)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana. (Not my most valiant or proud moments, I'll admit, but they were damn fun!)
× I've watched porn movies. (We OWN porn! I work at a store that SELLS porn and our "porn" or should I say Adult Room brings in at least half of our business!)
✓ I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
× I curse sometimes. (Again, duh!)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
✓ I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
× I need/want money right now. (When do we as Americans living in a society which requires you have money to simply function, not WANT money all the time?)
× I love sushi.
✓ I talk really, really fast.
✓ I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair.
✓ I have lost money in Las Vegas.
× I have at least one sibling. (I have three actually, 3 half sisters, Elizabeth, Rosa, and Kelley. Now aged 19, 17, and 16 almost 19,18,& 17!)
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look.
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
✓ I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.
✓ I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent.
✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Are we talking about chickens putting their beak to someone in self defense? LMAO)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Don't even ask!)
✓ I have a mobile phone.
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
× I've rejected someone before. (Recently, actually!)
✓ I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
× I want to have children in the future. (Maybe just one, mabe two, maybe I'll fill a cave with the litte trolls and we'll have a Lord Of The Rings Re-enactment!)
× I have changed a diaper before.
✓ I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything.
× I have a lot to learn.
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex.
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
✓ I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
✓ I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
✓ I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment.
✓ I'm obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat.
✓ Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am.
✓ I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
✓ I study for tests most of the time.
✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles.
✓ I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (I have played the flute for roughly 12 years now.)
✓ I hate office jobs.
✓ I went to college out of state.
✓ I am adopted.
× I am a pyro. (Me likes the fiyaah!)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
✓ I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours.
✓ I usually like covers better than originals.
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
✓ I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
✓ I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo. (I have three...contemplating one more, only a larger piece this time.)
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (AOL DISCS HERE I COME!)
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist.
✓ I am ambidextrous.
✓ I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
✓ I have terrible teeth.
✓ I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible. (Yes, even for a phat chick ;) LOL!)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business.
✓ I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Dayton Area Paranormal Society...oh yeaath, my dream will one day become a reality!)
✓ I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
✓ I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.
✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
✓ I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language. (I also speak fluent Gibberish!)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
✓ I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
✓ I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people.
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles.
✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest.
✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
✓ I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
✓ I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
✓ I dislike milk.
✓ I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
✓ Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
✓ I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
✓ I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
✓ I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
✓ I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
✓ I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
× I love to sing. (You should hear me in the shower rockin' out to Jewel! LOL!)
✓ I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
✓ I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
✓ I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping. (With Tobys and Bears, and Margot Adler...OH MY!)
✓ I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
✓ I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads.
✓ I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.
✓ I wish I was more open-minded.
✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
✓ I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out.
✓ I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare.
✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
× I think this survey is particularly long.
✓ I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
✓ I can only hate someone that I love.
✓ I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.