Guess what!? It's Candi Fun Time!!!
SNOW SNOW EVERYWHERE'S THE SNOW!
SNOW is like:
Frozen Water (duh!)
A Soft Fleece Blanket (mmm)
Uncolored Cotton Candy (lovely eh?)
Really Cold White Dry Water (now have fun with that one)
Shit, only not as warm, colorful, or smelly (now I'm just getting silly)
SNOW Fun:
Pee your name in the snow (females may try peeing in the snow. Even if it's a puddle, it feels good)
Make snow cones (but avoid the yellow snow, as I've already informed everyone it's NOT lemon flavored)
Build a SnowCastle (none of this wussy snowman bull crap, I wanna see castles in everyone's yards)
Try to catch a snowflake on your tongue (right now that's pretty simple here though)
Make a Wilendorf Snow Goddess (that's where you just lie in the snow and wiggle your hips and ass)
Go ahead make a pussy Snowman (unless it's your first snowman, everyone's gotta make 'em once)
Go sledding on trash bags (boy I tell ya, there's nothing more white trash than this, avoid large rocks)
Snowball Fight (lots of fun, but a whole lot more fun if you don't know the intended victim)
Throw Balogna on your neighbors car (it works! Clear little spaces, then wait for the snow to cover it)
Await your neighbors ass kicking when you tell him you did it then watch him fall down on his ass, laugh, run inside, lock the doors, start the fire and the hot chocolate. I'll be there to build a snow fort and snowball fight with your neighbors later.
Peace and Warmth to all of you!
-C-
SNOW is like:
Frozen Water (duh!)
A Soft Fleece Blanket (mmm)
Uncolored Cotton Candy (lovely eh?)
Really Cold White Dry Water (now have fun with that one)
Shit, only not as warm, colorful, or smelly (now I'm just getting silly)
SNOW Fun:
Pee your name in the snow (females may try peeing in the snow. Even if it's a puddle, it feels good)
Make snow cones (but avoid the yellow snow, as I've already informed everyone it's NOT lemon flavored)
Build a SnowCastle (none of this wussy snowman bull crap, I wanna see castles in everyone's yards)
Try to catch a snowflake on your tongue (right now that's pretty simple here though)
Make a Wilendorf Snow Goddess (that's where you just lie in the snow and wiggle your hips and ass)
Go ahead make a pussy Snowman (unless it's your first snowman, everyone's gotta make 'em once)
Go sledding on trash bags (boy I tell ya, there's nothing more white trash than this, avoid large rocks)
Snowball Fight (lots of fun, but a whole lot more fun if you don't know the intended victim)
Throw Balogna on your neighbors car (it works! Clear little spaces, then wait for the snow to cover it)
Await your neighbors ass kicking when you tell him you did it then watch him fall down on his ass, laugh, run inside, lock the doors, start the fire and the hot chocolate. I'll be there to build a snow fort and snowball fight with your neighbors later.
Peace and Warmth to all of you!
-C-