Marisa-ology:
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Honey Mustard
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. No
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A: Italian Courtyard- at the moment
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 20%
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. pizza
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. CHEESE
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. tuna, melted cheese, tomato
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Lucille Ball, lookin' all burley-q
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 4
BiOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. ambidextrous
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. An oral cyst. Ew.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. A bookshelf that I built the other weekend.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Nope
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Absolutely not
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Michael and I have created my perfect burlesque stage name- Lili Martini. An homage to Lili St. Cyr and Lil' Martini for short! Perfection!
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. periwinkle
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Haha, that's kind of a personal question if you think about it!
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Not in a physical sense
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. yes
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Of course!
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. That's a toughy- I'm pretty vain! Probably not.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Absolutely! I don't blog!
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. If it was done tastefully, of course.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. No way. Me and spicy don't get along.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. It would depend on the human life.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. I rarely have pockets
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. I have never seen it
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: carpet and tile
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand. Who sits?! Take a bath!
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: So happily
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A. None! I am a fashionista, after all!
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: Oh, MySpace. I only have a top four but number one is Darling Boy, of course.
FAVORiTOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: Never really had one. Three maybe?
Q: Season?
A: Autumn, hands down.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Darling Boy, always.
Q: Mood?
A: Impatient. I want the weekend now, damnit!
Q: Listening to?
A: Nothing
Q: Watching?
A. The computer?
Q: Worrying about?
A. My job
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: The kitchen
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. See my Darling on Whiskey Friday! Party for two, baby!
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A. The Shawshank Redemption, last night
Q: Do you smile often?
A: I do!
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Of course!