GAH!! Damn, you cruel harpy!! I've got my choices, but after watching my darling John Simm from some five metres away doing his Shakespeare thing, this is gonna hurt like a bitch.
Note to self: John Simm is not the same as Sam Tyler. So it's all good. *nods*
So. Yeah, I'll cliff Sam Tyler insofar as this meme usually commits death by tossing off a cliff, and we all know Sam will just end up in 1973 if I do that anyway. And he'll get to shag Gene. And I get to watch. Plus, Sam is crazy and indecisive, he wouldn't be all that handy for shagging or marrying anyway. *nods*
Marry: Bones. Because he's got a good heart and probably knows by now what not to do in a marriage. Also gorgeous enough to withstand multiple bouts of hot, nasty, gorgeous sex. *g*
Shag: Pike. Because the silver fox be a kinky son of a bitch, I just know it. And I watched Bruce Greenwood in Mao's Last Dancer on my flight to London and seeing Bruce's steely authority wrapped in a trained dancer's gait and mannerisms just made me want to fuck him even harder than before. Even if that character was also very likely gay. But I'm not talking about that guy anyway, this is about Pike and fuck yeah I'd hit that hard. *g*
Note to self: John Simm is not the same as Sam Tyler. So it's all good. *nods*
So. Yeah, I'll cliff Sam Tyler insofar as this meme usually commits death by tossing off a cliff, and we all know Sam will just end up in 1973 if I do that anyway. And he'll get to shag Gene. And I get to watch. Plus, Sam is crazy and indecisive, he wouldn't be all that handy for shagging or marrying anyway. *nods*
Marry: Bones. Because he's got a good heart and probably knows by now what not to do in a marriage. Also gorgeous enough to withstand multiple bouts of hot, nasty, gorgeous sex. *g*
Shag: Pike. Because the silver fox be a kinky son of a bitch, I just know it. And I watched Bruce Greenwood in Mao's Last Dancer on my flight to London and seeing Bruce's steely authority wrapped in a trained dancer's gait and mannerisms just made me want to fuck him even harder than before. Even if that character was also very likely gay. But I'm not talking about that guy anyway, this is about Pike and fuck yeah I'd hit that hard. *g*
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