Screw it. I'm ordering it.

Aug 11, 2009 16:47

Hustler released this porn spoof of Star Trek back in May, This Ain't Star Trek XXX...Not gonna lie, I want it.

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not afraid to say i love bill shatner, who knew star trek was so awesome, video fun with youtube, horny!jen is horny

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severinne August 11 2009, 21:19:13 UTC
ROFL!! My god, yes, YOU MUST BUY THIS!!! Pervert's Corner just wouldn't be the same without this insanity!! Now, I'd probably have to be drunk and/or high to watch the whole thing, and I'm guessing that Hustler isn't intending to Go There with the Khan/Bones bit from Space Seed, but OMG CHEESY PORN FTW!!! :D

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candesgirl August 11 2009, 22:05:43 UTC
I totally think I am gonna get it, and find a way to upload it and host it as like the official Pervy Corner vid or some shit like that cuz really, it is too funny/fucked up/screwy/off the wall not to! I admit I will likely have to be drunk off my sorry ass to watch the whole thing, but I am not above squinting and watching that dude as if he were either of MY Kirks ;)

That guy that plays Bones isn't half bad, actually, perhaps might be the best looking of the bunch. Hmmm...Yeah, I am gonna get it. Not gonna lie babe, I totally WANT them to go there with Khan/Bones from Space Seed because YES!!!!!!!!!

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severinne August 12 2009, 02:20:24 UTC
Hell yeah! If you could upload it?!? Perfect excuse for a party! And saves me driving down to Massachusetts with a boot full of tequila ;)

And holy shit, if they did go there with the Khan/Bones? Fuuuuck. I just watched Space Seed last week, and that moment sure did make me go all melty and guh and fneurgle like nobody's business. Unf, Bones, you're so badass and hot and awesome :D

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candesgirl August 12 2009, 03:03:43 UTC
BUT WAIT! If you are gonna drive your fine ass down here in that shiny blue Mustang with a boot full of tequila, well then, I might have to switch tactics. Clearly to get you here and trashed is a better way to go, baby ;)

Heh. I recently watched Space Seed too. Twisted!Brilliant!Pervy brained wonder twins...ACTIVATE!

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kimboosan August 11 2009, 22:43:40 UTC
You...you...you have scarred me for LIFE!!! *whimper*

What really hurts is realizing that the high-tech, high concept, really expensive TV show of the late 60s has the exact same production standards of modern cheesy porn.

*sighhhhhhh*

I really need to start that slashy porn business. Really.

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candesgirl August 11 2009, 22:47:14 UTC
I am sorry BB, I didn't mean to scar you. It's just...too FUNNY and PORNTACULAR for me not to order. I have to, you see. And you are right, same exact production standards, and that alone is worth the price of, er, admission. I find amusement in the strangest places, I really do...

But if you want to start that slashy porn business, you let me know and I will gladly help you out on a ST like production. I call dibs on being Kirk's, um, fluffer ;)

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kimboosan August 11 2009, 22:59:18 UTC
How long have we been BFF??!?!?! Because I don't see your comments here:
Business Plan
or here:
Slash as a Business Model

...and surely you have something to contribute? *grin*

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mizzykitty August 11 2009, 22:51:34 UTC
That looks amazing.

and your icon is hypnotic.

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candesgirl August 11 2009, 22:57:23 UTC
I know, isn't that icon made of some serious win? The fact that it's just a few motions set in a loop, THAT THEY ACTUALLY ROLLED AROUND ON THE FUCKING GROUND LIKE THAT, makes me quite near delirious I tell you.

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karaokegal August 12 2009, 23:43:45 UTC
This appeared in fandom secrets today. I immediately thought of you.
http://xs942.xs.to/xs942/09322/billy_naked966.png

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candesgirl August 12 2009, 23:49:12 UTC
HAHAHAHA!!!!!! It totally could have been me, though I admit it wasn't...I think I might know the person that did post it though it would be a complete guess. Heh. Funnily enough I just watched that clip and while young Bill naked was fucking glorious, there was NO sense of chemistry whatsoever with the two of them. It is an awkward scene. But, hey, naked!Bill!!!

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karaokegal August 14 2009, 16:10:46 UTC
Speaking of...although I'm not sure there's a naked scene anywhere...have you managed to see the mind-bogglingly bad "White Comanche" yet?

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draycevixen August 14 2009, 18:07:13 UTC

DD sent me the links to some clips of this... I was going to forward them to you but they no longer work. :(

It's... pretty scary but unintentionally funny as hell. *eg*

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candesgirl August 14 2009, 18:09:20 UTC
I have watched far too many clips of it, and it certainly is scary but funny, which is kind of why I want it ;)

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