Yes Please Unf. Last year when they remodeled the Children's Room at my local library they put up a poster of Ewan reading Beatrix Potter and I would just stand there at the desk and stare at it, because, well, I love Ewan of course. Now I must, MUST have this JDM poster. Mmmmmmh, thank you Watchmen! LOL!
Okay and I just want to point out that I started my taxes and we are going to miss the Earned Income Credit of close to 3000 bucks by like four hundred earned dollars. Really? Really?! Bite me Massachusetts Income Guidelines, seriously. Good news is we will get something back which is better than having to pay of course...
Also, haha, what happens when you drink three coffees, a red bull and two diet sodas and take Excedrin (which has caffeine in it)? Well, I'll tell you, you feel like SuperfuckingGirl for like six hours and then you absolutely, positively crash and fall asleep where you enter a weird world of disturbing dreams and what not. Urgh. See, I woke up at 4 this morning with the worst sort of jaw/ear/tooth pain I have ever experienced, took some ibuprofen which didn't help me out at all, took some Excedrin to try and find some relief, felt incredibly tired, tired, tired since I didn't get to bed till late last night...Well,that's a lie, I got to bed at a reasonable hour for a change, but due to, uh, circumstances *wink wink* I did not get to sleep in that bed until far, far later...Anyway, Pervy!Jen was where? Oh yeah, so the pain, it was horrendous and I had to go to work to move a denim wall. By myself. Next time you shop at good ol' Old Navy I want you to look at those shelves and think about what a PAIN IN THE ASS they are to move around and also to think about maybe how fucking heavy they are. I feel like I was in the gym lifting weights all morning. As a side note, for as tired as I was I looked pretty cute, I rocked out the fake Uggs which I almost never wear to work and the adorable houndstooth print hat that serves to hide bad hair days or days when I am toooooooo lazy and/or tired to mess with it.
And now? I am afraid to lie down because I may fall asleep and have more of those weird dreams (I am talking weird even for me!) or that I will wake up with massive tooth/jaw pain of massiveness again. Do. Not. Want....Ever again. Oh health insurance, why do you elude me?