Step 1: Go to
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random and the first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band. Clip off any parenthetical disambiguation phrases tacked on at the end.
Step 2: Go to random quotations at
http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3 and the last four (or five, if it really works better) words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album. (If you want to do this again, you'll hit refresh to generate new quotes, because clicking the quotes link again will just give you the same quotes over and over again.)
Step 3: Go to flickr's "explore the last seven days" at
http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/ and the third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover. Use Photoshop or something to clip it to a square and add text.
Step 4: Go to
http://www.livejournal.com/random.bml and the subtitle of the journal you go to will be the first single from the album.
Put it all together and that's your debut album!
First single: "Bop bop bop."