Aug 29, 2005 21:54
hi friends. i just remembered that i have a livejournal because shaney was like DO YOU WANT TO BE LIVEJOURNAL FRIENDS AND I WAS ALL YES I DO WANT TO PINCH YOUR LOVE HANDLES.
so yes, in case you were worried, because i know you lose sleep over me every night, i am safe, at my house, bored out of my mind, growing my stomach fat. i like how it rolls over my waistband. i wish my fat could talk. i bet it would be funny.
um. i have to switch computers. my dads stomach fat would nag. a lot. and now be able to speak english.