shmloplop
hello friends.
my nose has an itch.
because its itchy.
but ive scratched it. all is well.
im afraid this is going to be a ridiculously useless entry even though it should be a good one since i havent updated in 763 years. exactly.
just got back from maui where everything is beautiful and it makes you feel guitly about being mad because really whats the point. many attractive people who were tanned to perfection (the type who work out and are on no carb diets of course-this doesnt make them any less hot by the way). got followed by 4 conspicously inebriated guys who told me "aloha" over and over, then realized that it was probably the only word they knew. finally lost them by turning abruptly and as they had lost their finer motor skills to alcohol, i was safe.
also got stalked by some guy who went to georgetown. he had glasses. hee. unfortunately, found out i was in highschool and awkwardness ensued.
leslie is now mad at me for not inviting her to go with me. most likely her ovaries are going through testosterone withdrawal. shrivelled ovaries are never good. i expect side effects might occur.
read field hockey workout plan which caroline said was "really not that bad". have decided that caroline is probably a masochist. its always the ones you dont expect isnt it.
i wonder what human leather would look like. different skin colors would be differently priced. commercial racism. pleasant thought. almost as pleasant as human leather.
bye.
my nose has an itch.
because its itchy.
but ive scratched it. all is well.
im afraid this is going to be a ridiculously useless entry even though it should be a good one since i havent updated in 763 years. exactly.
just got back from maui where everything is beautiful and it makes you feel guitly about being mad because really whats the point. many attractive people who were tanned to perfection (the type who work out and are on no carb diets of course-this doesnt make them any less hot by the way). got followed by 4 conspicously inebriated guys who told me "aloha" over and over, then realized that it was probably the only word they knew. finally lost them by turning abruptly and as they had lost their finer motor skills to alcohol, i was safe.
also got stalked by some guy who went to georgetown. he had glasses. hee. unfortunately, found out i was in highschool and awkwardness ensued.
leslie is now mad at me for not inviting her to go with me. most likely her ovaries are going through testosterone withdrawal. shrivelled ovaries are never good. i expect side effects might occur.
read field hockey workout plan which caroline said was "really not that bad". have decided that caroline is probably a masochist. its always the ones you dont expect isnt it.
i wonder what human leather would look like. different skin colors would be differently priced. commercial racism. pleasant thought. almost as pleasant as human leather.
bye.