the physics of physics

Mar 03, 2004 10:27

PHYSICS IS NEATO. I AM IN PHYSICS RIGHT NOW. ANNA SMITH IS SITTING NEXT TO ME ON THE LEFT. SHE IS PLAYING WITH HER HAIR. IT IS BROWN AND CURLY. BUT TODAY, IT IS NOT AS CURLY AS USUAL. I DONT REALLY KNOW WHY THOUGH. MAYBE IT IS BECAUSE THE HYDROGEN BONDS BETWEEN HER HAIR CELLS ARE WEAKER. OUI? OUI. WHY AM I TYPING IN ALL CAPS. ???
you should know as you are reading this, i am reading it aloud as i type. i dont really know, what type of voice this is, but you should know that it is a good one. it is soft and reverberates in your eardrums so you are left with shiiiiivvvveeerrsssssssss down your spppppiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeee. not really. nisha thinks im annoying and that kind of hurts. ouch.

anna, would you like to say something to the audience?

no, not really.

but you just said something! you said, "no, not really"

"you are just putting words in my mouth" said anna (smith).
words? in your mouth? i dont think there is enough room in your mouth if you know what i mean. heh. yes. that was dirty. i was implying that you had something else in your mouth. that is funny because it makes people think of fellatio. and fellatio is funny because we think everything sexual is funny. haha.

that is all for today. tune in later for the next edition of the physics of physics.
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