Ghetto-
I'm glad I left early for work today.
I was driving down this alley a block away from my house when I saw this gold car. A rather large man occuppied the driver's seat and by the car, in the alley, was a rather scrawny boy and a kid two times his size fighting. As I drove forward I looked up at my rear view mirror in time to catch the big kid clock the skinny one in the jaw, knocking him to the ground. I though they were playing until I witnessed the actual blow to the face. Ouch.
Which reminds me,
Skyler posted something earlier in regards to old Mike Tyson quotes and this one is absolute gold.
"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand. He was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard."
Holy Shit.
It was followed with,
"Not taking a beating like a man is unethical."
I'm so fucking cranky right now. I need a fucking nap. I hate you.
I was driving down this alley a block away from my house when I saw this gold car. A rather large man occuppied the driver's seat and by the car, in the alley, was a rather scrawny boy and a kid two times his size fighting. As I drove forward I looked up at my rear view mirror in time to catch the big kid clock the skinny one in the jaw, knocking him to the ground. I though they were playing until I witnessed the actual blow to the face. Ouch.
Which reminds me,
Skyler posted something earlier in regards to old Mike Tyson quotes and this one is absolute gold.
"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand. He was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard."
Holy Shit.
It was followed with,
"Not taking a beating like a man is unethical."
I'm so fucking cranky right now. I need a fucking nap. I hate you.