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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sheila!

1. There are 336 dimples on Sheila!
2. Sheila can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
3. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Sheila!
4. Two grams of Sheila provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
5. There are six towns named Sheila in the United States.
6. If you blow out all the candles on Sheila with one breath, your wish will come true.
7. Sheila can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
8. If you drop Sheila from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!
9. Sheila can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis!
10. The patron saint of Sheila is Saint Eugenie.

omg that's hilarious. Ok, time to clean things now :P