Yippee!!

Dec 11, 2005 23:49

I'm hoping to fill up the journal updates page with this:

Tight genes!
You scored 21 neuroses and 12 psychoses!

You are ideal for repopulating the species after everyone else has overdosed on prozac or blown up the public buildings. You are low on both scales and probably safe from an imminent mental illness. On the downside, your tax dollars and insurance premiums are supporting the rest of us. Cheers!

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:





You scored higher than 19% on neuroses





You scored higher than 43% on psychoses
Link: The Are you Neurotic or Psychotic Test written by chickennibbler on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Well, that's maybe a good thing....I do resemble him somewhat

Luke Skywalker
You scored 62% airiness, 63% squishiness, and 42% edginess!

According to our patented JawamaticTM technology, you are most like Luke Skywalker in personality.

Luke is a dreamer and a romantic. He's excited by possibilities and has strong core values that affect all his decisions. Luke is loyal and idealistic, always coming through for those he loves.

Luke is, in a word, heroic.

(The polar opposite of Luke Skywalker is Yoda.)

The eight profiles are as follows:





My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:





You scored higher than 67% on airiness





You scored higher than 71% on squishiness





You scored higher than 46% on edginess
Link: The Star Wars Personality Test written by MiguelSanchez on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Wow, this one's yummy:

Cute plus more
You scored 45 muscles, 50 ass, and 85 cuteness!

Has to be cute but a little ass and muscle definition can't hurt, right?

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:





You scored higher than 3% on muscles





You scored higher than 7% on ass





You scored higher than 36% on cuteness
Link: The Muscles, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by hobbit_ninja on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

You scored 48 weirdness!

The results speak for themselves. If you scored highly than congratulations you're pretty unique if you did badly then you're a normal, healthy individual (yes that is a euphemism for boring) but lets face what the hell do I know?



My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:





You scored higher than 32% on weirdness
Link: The Coherent Weirdness Test written by meimei87 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

95,720 descendants
- you're more genetically fit than 45% of the current population -

95,720. Not bad. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pretty impressive.

You're at the lower end of the scoring spectrum, but, honestly, when you consider that the cheaters, swindlers, and football players of this world are statistically best-equipped to create children, scoring low is something to be proud of. As you'll see below, some of your lines will die out, but nonetheless your genetic material will thrive here on earth for a long time to come.

A close friend of mine created a program to generate family trees for this test. It's based on your unique answers. We accounted for sterility, birth rates, death rates, disease, drug abuse, nitwitism, and accidents and came up with this, for you:




My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:





You scored higher than 22% on fitnessfactor
Link: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Test written by gwendolynbooks on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
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