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The purpose driven life by Rick Warren.
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Read this..it's not a really long entry..well actually it is..but check it out and if you dont think that my plot for this new movie is different or anything then just stop reading I guess.
Mike Robinson randomly came over my house after he got out of school today.
we decided to start filming a movie on my camera about two kids who hear an "urban legend" about a farmer named Alman-Heimer who would fuck his cattle. The cattle all got together and decided they we're gonna stop this cow rapist, So they killed his ass by selling him used cars.
Little did the cattle know that the Farmer's soul would leave his dead farmer body, suspenders and all, and be trapped inside of a Scarecrow. The farmers soul is awakened by going to his old run down barn, and stating his name 5 times while looking in a pocket mirror applying eyeliner, and spinning around 10 times, followed by the electric slide, 2 chicken limbos, a quick game of leap frog, singing the Happy Birthday song while juggling used condoms.
So anyways the kids realize that the farm where the urban legend happened is up the road.
So they go to check it out and as they approached the old run down barn they said his name fime times while looking in a pocket mirror, applied eyeliner, spun around 10 times, did the electric slide, threw in The Cha Cha slide for the hell of it and included CHARLIE BROWN, and yes they slid to the left, they slid to the right, and their cha cha's were real smoothe..let me tell you. Then they did two chicken limbos, a not-so-quick game of leap frog, then they passed out for a half hour, woke up and forgot why they were there, and then remembered that they had to do something very important and sing the Happy Birthday song while juggling used condoms to see if the Urban Legend was true and if the old Farmer would awake from his scarecrow body and maybe fuck some more cattle who knows.
So after they did all that they waited for something to happen, so they waited..waited..waited..waited..waited..and waited..then waited some more. They finally decided to leave the old run down barn figuring the whole Urban Legend thing was too good to be true. So they went home.
The next day at the scene of the old run down barn, a scarecrow rises from the dead..even though a scarecrow isnt a living thing..the dude's SOUL was in it, remember? good. so yeah he rose from the dead and he decides to get revenge on the kids who awakened him from his time spent in hell..where Satan forced him to fuck cattle all day..so Yeah he wants to get revenge on the kids for bringing him back from the dead while he was busy with his cattle.
So he goes to the kids heezy's and robs them of toothpaste, vanilla coke, and their marijuana plant, and head stash.
After the evil farmer scarecrow Alman-Heimer rise from the dead guy stole their shit, he went over to Seymour Connecticut's local gunshop, and got himself strapped with an AK, went to one of Seymour's many alcoholic subtance selling generators and got himself a good 'ol 40 Ounces of Olde English. After setting himself in the right mindset he drives out to Pennsylvania and finds himself in Amish country, so he's walkin around and see's those 2 guys from that movie Bowfinger working in the field and smokes some weed with them. He then took off from Amish country, and searched Pennsylvania out for a little bit until he noticed a cow, so he carjacks a van, stuffs the cow in the van somehow, and then drives back to Seymour Connecticut with the cow..still drunk off his ass. more fucked up than ever, Alman-Heimer the scarecrow goes to one of the kids houses, gets the cow out of his van using Sanzo Support, gets the cow out on the kids front lawn and then continues to sexually assualt the cow while yelling about how cool it is to have a dick when you're a scarecrow.
After that he skips town, moves to LA. reunites the band Nirvana and becomes their new Kurt Cobain Scarecrow Farmer guy and plays guitar just like Kurt and shit too.
He then realizes that he'll never amount to anything in life, so he injects heroine into his veins and fuckin trips out to Pink Floyd The Wall, comes down, relapses, and then comes up with the crazy idea to see if he could enter the Guiness book of world records as being the only scarecrow alive that has had intercourse with cows, and came in every one of them contaminating all of the steak in America . And to the scarecrow AlmanHeimer's surprise he was accepted by the Guiness book of world records, and they even did one of those interviews with him on the television show, while Almanheimer "D-MONEY" Scarecrow performed his act of cow molestation all over national tv.
President Bush was watching the show that night when he had free time from ruining people's lives, and actually got off to the program while his dad George Bush sr. gave him a rimjob, and then George Bush Jr. blew a few 8 balls of cocaine off the former ex presidents gooch hair.
At the end of the story the scarecrow went back home to his old run down barn, and blew his brains out to the song "Stop Crying Your Heart Out" by Oasis.
If you dont believe me then download the fuckin song and see if you're still alive by the end of the track. i fuckin highly doubt that mother fucker.
thanks for readin, you guys are cool.
and ps. the movie that I just wrote about is loosely based on your life.
and if that didnt make you angry, then you dont get angered easily.
this took me about an hour to write, and I guess if you could somehow fit all that into a freestyle, then you would impress me.
and if you're still reading this, then YOU my friend, are even cooler than I said you were before. Infact your so cool that I bet you get a New Friend Request atleast once a day every day on myspace. ya trendy trend setta you!
but honestly folks from the bottom of my heart, Thank You.
and nows about the time where I ask if you could make a Donation to the Mike Wants Alcohol Foundation, the money is all profit to the Mike Canale & His Friends Want To Get Fucked Up Foundation. Your money goes toward a very good cause. Think about it before you X out of this. Thousands of kids are underage and are drinking alcohol, Why not contribute to it?
and
Read this..it's not a really long entry..well actually it is..but check it out and if you dont think that my plot for this new movie is different or anything then just stop reading I guess.
Mike Robinson randomly came over my house after he got out of school today.
we decided to start filming a movie on my camera about two kids who hear an "urban legend" about a farmer named Alman-Heimer who would fuck his cattle. The cattle all got together and decided they we're gonna stop this cow rapist, So they killed his ass by selling him used cars.
Little did the cattle know that the Farmer's soul would leave his dead farmer body, suspenders and all, and be trapped inside of a Scarecrow. The farmers soul is awakened by going to his old run down barn, and stating his name 5 times while looking in a pocket mirror applying eyeliner, and spinning around 10 times, followed by the electric slide, 2 chicken limbos, a quick game of leap frog, singing the Happy Birthday song while juggling used condoms.
So anyways the kids realize that the farm where the urban legend happened is up the road.
So they go to check it out and as they approached the old run down barn they said his name fime times while looking in a pocket mirror, applied eyeliner, spun around 10 times, did the electric slide, threw in The Cha Cha slide for the hell of it and included CHARLIE BROWN, and yes they slid to the left, they slid to the right, and their cha cha's were real smoothe..let me tell you. Then they did two chicken limbos, a not-so-quick game of leap frog, then they passed out for a half hour, woke up and forgot why they were there, and then remembered that they had to do something very important and sing the Happy Birthday song while juggling used condoms to see if the Urban Legend was true and if the old Farmer would awake from his scarecrow body and maybe fuck some more cattle who knows.
So after they did all that they waited for something to happen, so they waited..waited..waited..waited..waited..and waited..then waited some more. They finally decided to leave the old run down barn figuring the whole Urban Legend thing was too good to be true. So they went home.
The next day at the scene of the old run down barn, a scarecrow rises from the dead..even though a scarecrow isnt a living thing..the dude's SOUL was in it, remember? good. so yeah he rose from the dead and he decides to get revenge on the kids who awakened him from his time spent in hell..where Satan forced him to fuck cattle all day..so Yeah he wants to get revenge on the kids for bringing him back from the dead while he was busy with his cattle.
So he goes to the kids heezy's and robs them of toothpaste, vanilla coke, and their marijuana plant, and head stash.
After the evil farmer scarecrow Alman-Heimer rise from the dead guy stole their shit, he went over to Seymour Connecticut's local gunshop, and got himself strapped with an AK, went to one of Seymour's many alcoholic subtance selling generators and got himself a good 'ol 40 Ounces of Olde English. After setting himself in the right mindset he drives out to Pennsylvania and finds himself in Amish country, so he's walkin around and see's those 2 guys from that movie Bowfinger working in the field and smokes some weed with them. He then took off from Amish country, and searched Pennsylvania out for a little bit until he noticed a cow, so he carjacks a van, stuffs the cow in the van somehow, and then drives back to Seymour Connecticut with the cow..still drunk off his ass. more fucked up than ever, Alman-Heimer the scarecrow goes to one of the kids houses, gets the cow out of his van using Sanzo Support, gets the cow out on the kids front lawn and then continues to sexually assualt the cow while yelling about how cool it is to have a dick when you're a scarecrow.
After that he skips town, moves to LA. reunites the band Nirvana and becomes their new Kurt Cobain Scarecrow Farmer guy and plays guitar just like Kurt and shit too.
He then realizes that he'll never amount to anything in life, so he injects heroine into his veins and fuckin trips out to Pink Floyd The Wall, comes down, relapses, and then comes up with the crazy idea to see if he could enter the Guiness book of world records as being the only scarecrow alive that has had intercourse with cows, and came in every one of them contaminating all of the steak in America . And to the scarecrow AlmanHeimer's surprise he was accepted by the Guiness book of world records, and they even did one of those interviews with him on the television show, while Almanheimer "D-MONEY" Scarecrow performed his act of cow molestation all over national tv.
President Bush was watching the show that night when he had free time from ruining people's lives, and actually got off to the program while his dad George Bush sr. gave him a rimjob, and then George Bush Jr. blew a few 8 balls of cocaine off the former ex presidents gooch hair.
At the end of the story the scarecrow went back home to his old run down barn, and blew his brains out to the song "Stop Crying Your Heart Out" by Oasis.
If you dont believe me then download the fuckin song and see if you're still alive by the end of the track. i fuckin highly doubt that mother fucker.
thanks for readin, you guys are cool.
and ps. the movie that I just wrote about is loosely based on your life.
and if that didnt make you angry, then you dont get angered easily.
this took me about an hour to write, and I guess if you could somehow fit all that into a freestyle, then you would impress me.
and if you're still reading this, then YOU my friend, are even cooler than I said you were before. Infact your so cool that I bet you get a New Friend Request atleast once a day every day on myspace. ya trendy trend setta you!
but honestly folks from the bottom of my heart, Thank You.
and nows about the time where I ask if you could make a Donation to the Mike Wants Alcohol Foundation, the money is all profit to the Mike Canale & His Friends Want To Get Fucked Up Foundation. Your money goes toward a very good cause. Think about it before you X out of this. Thousands of kids are underage and are drinking alcohol, Why not contribute to it?