Ways to call in sick...
I was just reading an article on Fark.com, on techniques for calling in sick. Actual tips, for those who can't figure out things like showing up with a tan the next day is bad.
Anyway, that started a discussion thread on ways to call in sick...
Here's a post that cracked me up...
Tell your boss you have explosive diarrhea.
While on the phone, drop a water balloon full of something almost liquid, like jello, on a tile floor, making sure the sound can be heard on the phone. Needs to be loud, needs to be heavy, and it needs to sound like a lot of it.
Say "whoops."
Boss will inform you that you are not to come to work under any circumstances for the next week.
Okay, it's poop humour, but damn if that didn't make me laugh. :D
Had to share...
Anyway, that started a discussion thread on ways to call in sick...
Here's a post that cracked me up...
Tell your boss you have explosive diarrhea.
While on the phone, drop a water balloon full of something almost liquid, like jello, on a tile floor, making sure the sound can be heard on the phone. Needs to be loud, needs to be heavy, and it needs to sound like a lot of it.
Say "whoops."
Boss will inform you that you are not to come to work under any circumstances for the next week.
Okay, it's poop humour, but damn if that didn't make me laugh. :D
Had to share...