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Fuck I need sex
I haven't had any in so long lol. My hormones are like almost exploding and saying "I need sex". Literally! I was at work tonight and hitting on all the employees, saying like "can you put some meat on my bun" (as i was making a burger :P) and other petty sexy things ;) I think they were starting to get scared, but then again, they are 16 year old boys.
Today sucked major ass. I woke up many times, but kept going back to sleep... eventually woke up at 6pm (work at 6:30 so I called in late). Kim found that the $50 bill was missing and wanted it back.
Anyway, work was busy as fuck and now I smell like a burger.
Oh, and I'm horny and my 12" wang needs attention :P Or so I wish... actually no, that'd be a bit much
Um... anyway. Someone come visit me and lets have sex.
David deOrla
I haven't had any in so long lol. My hormones are like almost exploding and saying "I need sex". Literally! I was at work tonight and hitting on all the employees, saying like "can you put some meat on my bun" (as i was making a burger :P) and other petty sexy things ;) I think they were starting to get scared, but then again, they are 16 year old boys.
Today sucked major ass. I woke up many times, but kept going back to sleep... eventually woke up at 6pm (work at 6:30 so I called in late). Kim found that the $50 bill was missing and wanted it back.
Anyway, work was busy as fuck and now I smell like a burger.
Oh, and I'm horny and my 12" wang needs attention :P Or so I wish... actually no, that'd be a bit much
Um... anyway. Someone come visit me and lets have sex.
David deOrla